The Zodiac Signs

The Signs Driving the Car, and other stuff (long story)

Girls: Aries, Pisces, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn, Gemini

Boys: Leo, Scorpio, Taurus, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Libra

Aries: Pisces! Do you think you could possibly drive SLOWER than this?? *sarcastic voice*
Pisces: I I'm sorry Aries! Please don't tell me to drive faster, I'll get a panic attack! *screams in panic*
Leo: Just fuck you all bitches! *points finger at the other drivers that's too slow*
Pisces: Stop screaming! I can't drive if you're shouting! *gains falsetto*
Capricorn: You can't even drive when we're quiet Pisces. *snorts*
Virgo: Ugh. Pull over here Pisces. I'll do the driving.
Pisces: O okey.
*Pisces stops the car at the side of the road. Virgo switches places with her.*
Scorpio: Why did the car stop? *looks up from his book called "How to summon Satan".*
Aquarius: PISCES was to scared to drive when the others were screaming at the rest of the drivers. Drivers that are fucking snails.
Pisces: You-you where screaming at me too! *cries.*
Aries: Cause you drove so fucking slow you turtle.
Sagittarius: She's right. It was a road where you could drive like 90 and you drove damn 50!
Taurus: I'm hungry.
Gemini: Virgo just start the car already. I'm with Taurus. I want a Happy meal.
Virgo: Stop complaining Gem. You're being a child. *starts car.*
*on the road Virgo's cursing every single driver.*
Pisces: *cries quietly*
Cancer: Hey. How are you Pisces? *looks worried at the girl*
Pisces: I'm... I'm fine... *dries her eyes and tries to smile at the one year older girl.*
Leo: Oh someone's in love. *grins.*
Pisces: W-what??
Leo: No nothing. *smiles.*
Aries: Childish. *smiles and shakes her head.*
Cancer: And I know someone who's in love too, Leo. *smirks and looks at Aries*
Leo: Don't-don't be ridiculous! *blushes.*
*Aries who heard the whole conversation is staring quietly at Leo and blushes too.*
Cancer: And yes. I like Pisces.
Gemini: So you ARE lesbian! When I asked you said no!
Cancer: Cause I know how you are Gem.
Pisces: Then you mean...
Aries: Hah! Told ya Pisces! You had a chance on her! *grins.*
Sagittarius: Virgo! Stop swearing and honking the horn the whole time?? I'm trying to listen to Ariana Grande here! *pauses music*
Virgo: And I'm trying to drive this stupid car and at the same time shouting at you Sag! *turns narrowly left.*
Scorpio: Fuck. I dropped Satan. *picks up book.* (A/N: he calls the book Satan... And yes, he's weird.)
Libra: Would you mind stop reading that book? It creeps me out. *looks suspiciously at the book.*
Scorpio: Oh... It does? *smirks.*
Taurus: Don't be such a kid Libra. It's just a damn book. It won't kill you. *sighs.*
Libra: I'm not a kid. And the book just creeps me out. I can't help it. *mutters*
Taurus: *scoffs.*
Gemini: C 'mon Tau! Let's play a game!
Taurus: Gem. Not in the mood. And stop calling me Tau.
Gemini: Tau. Truth or dare?
Taurus: I said: Not in the mood. *mutters*
Gemini: But Taurus! Just one game!
Taurus: *sighs*. Fine.
Gemini: Yay! So, truth or dare?
Taurus: Truth.
Gemini: Do you like someone?
Taurus: Ugh. Do I have to answer that?
Capricorn: *laughs*. That's the rules Taurus.
Taurus: Fine. I like Virgo...
*Virgo instantly slams the foot on the brakes making the whole car stop with a strong force.*
Virgo: What?
Taurus: *blushes*. I like you Virgo.
Virgo: I... I like you too...
Taurus: *smiles brightly* I really like you!
Libra: Hate to break it but Virgo. You're stoping up the whole line of cars.
Virgo: Oh. I didn't realise! *steps on the gas pedal.*
Cancer: Gg Virgo. *giggles*
Pisces: Cancer! S-stop f-flirting with her!
Cancer: *giggles and grins.* Flirting?? Are you already jealous Pisces?
Pisces: *blushes so hard!* I-I don't know...
Aries: Totally jealous! *grins.*
Pisces: *points finger at Aries who's giggling so damn hard.* You and Leo then? *smirks.*
Aries: *blushes like a burned tomato.*
Leo: We're the same. Me and Aries and you and Cancer. *grins.*
Aries: Stop flirting with me. It's embarrassing...
Leo: *puts his arm around Aries and blushes himself.* I like flirting. Especially with you. *takes Aries hand.*
Aries: *Blushing like life was hanging on it!* I-I like you too Leo. *looks away.*
Capricorn: Stop your lovie dovie. Aries, Leo, Pisces AND Cancer. And also you two Virgo and Taurus!
Scorpio: Yes. It disgusts me. Satan will be mad if you continue. *smirks at Libra as he says Satan.*
Libra: SCORPIO YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH.
Scorpio: *smirks.* Satan will haunt you in your sleep...
Libra: Brat.
Aquarius: Scorpio. Stop.
Scorpio: What now? Are you scared too Aqua? *raises eyebrow.*
Aquarius: Bitch no. And I'm tying to read too you know. *opens his book called "How to get a girl to like you.*
Scorpio: Aqua man, you're reading a book about how to get a girl! You really need expert advice. *sighs*
Aquarius: Like you know anything about girls Scorp! You haven't even kissed one! *blushes* And even my sister has a girl! She's older yes, but still! *looks at Pisces who's Aquas big sis.*
Scorpio: I don't know anything about girls?
Cancer: Guys, if there's something you need to know about girls just ask me. Or Aries.
*Pisces looks suspiciously at Scorpio as Cancer speaks to him. Her eyes are filled with rage.*
Aries: Stop flirting with him. You're with Pisces now Cancer.
Cancer: You're right. I'm just so used to flirt with others... *nervous laughter and takes Pisces hand.*
*Pisces is blushing like hell. Literally.*
Cancer: Anyways boys. Or Aqua. What do you need to know?
Aquarius: Well... How do I tell if a girl likes me? *blushes.*
Cancer: Hm... They stare at you. A LOT. And they wanna be near you, talk to you, touch you, make you laugh, just have any kind of conversation with you. It can be about... A giant candy cane and we will still like the conversation...
Aries: Don't miss that we're really shy and blushes really hard when we're talking to you. *tighter her grip of Leos hand.*
Aquarius: Th-thanks girls...
Leo: You wanted to know, that means you like someone... Right Aqua? *grins.*
Aquarius: No... I just... It's... No... I
*Virgo stops the car.*
Scorpio: Stop stoping the car just like that! If I drop Satan one more time he will get revenge!
Virgo: Oh EXCUSE me Scorpio. It's just that I don't think a stupid fucking book will kill you if you drop it. And hold onto it better next time. *scoffs and rolls eyes.*
Sagittarius: She's so hot... *stares at phone.*
Capricorn: Of course. She Ariana Grande, stupid.
Virgo: Like Gem end Taurus wanted, we're at Mc Donald's. Who's hungry?
Gemini: Meeeeee!
Taurus: *stomach's rumbling.*
Gemini: Me and Tau are! *sings.*
Virgo: Stop it Gem. He's mine... *mutters.*
Sagittarius: Wow Virgo... I never thought you would be jealous of Gem. *whistles.*
Virgo: And I never thought you would look at something else then your phone.
Sagittarius: It's not a phone! It's Ariana Grande! *gives Virgo the death glare.*
Virgo: Whatever.
Capricorn: Stop listening to her. Or at least just for now. *takes Sag's phone.*
Sagittarius: No don't take my phone Capricorn! Please! *tries to reach the phone but fails, trips and falls to the ground.*
Gemini: You shouldn't steal Pisces thing Sag. It's rude.
Leo: *laughs so much that his stomach is hurting.* Good one Gem!
Libra: Still it's true. It's Pisces thing to fall on the ground. No offence Pisces but you're the clumsy one. *laughs.*
Scorpio: Clumsy, shy, irritating, slow, an idiot, too boring and super awkward...
*Cancer slaps Scorpios face. Scorpio looks surprised but stays quiet.*
Capricorn: That's, why you shouldn't make Cancer mad.
Sagittarius: And you shouldn't make Sag mad either. *mutters and is still trying to get his phone back from Capricorn.*

~After eating~

Libra: I'll drive this time. Pisces was to scared and Virgo was a raging bitch.
Aquarius: Well it's fine with me.
Sagittarius: I don't care. Unless I get my phone back. *looks at Capricorn with puppy eyes.*
Capricorn: Nope. Not yet.
Libra: You should never make Capricorn mad. *nervously laughs.*
*Libra starts the car. This time it's a balance of caution and raging. Perfect balance. Like the scales.*
Capricorn: I'm not mad Libra. I just don't want Sag to watch porn.
Sagittarius: Ariana Grande is not porn!!!
Capricorn: Oh really? Look at what she's wearing!
Libra: Is she even wearing anything? *looks at Sagittarius and Capricorn.*
Aquarius: Libra, watch where you're driving!
Sagittarius: Stop the car!
*Libra steps on the brakes.*
Capricorn: Scorpio you bitch. Drive.
*Scorpio looks at Capricorn for a while and finally puts down his book. He changes place with a mad Libra.*
Capricorn: Slow down!
Scorpio: Grab the wall.
(A/N: Did you see what I did?😂 No, okey)
Aries: What the fuck you bitch from hell?!
Leo: Motherfucker.
*Scorpio steps even harder on the gas pedal.*
Aquarius: Hey guys. Something's wrong. Look behind us and listen.
Capricorn: Oh holy shit.
*the sound of sirens.*
Libra: Fuck Scorp. You got us chased by the damn police. Great. Just great.
Aries: Capricorn, you shouldn't have told Scorp to drive...
Leo: Stop the damn car you bitch.