Aries: *makes Mac & Cheese* *burns it*
Taurus: Can't stop swearing in front of the kids
Gemini: Will not let their kid quit sports because they're "a part of a team*
Cancer: The parent everyone loves. Always has their kid's friends around
Leo: "Honey, where are my keys? I forgot the kids at the mall!"
Virgo: The parent that physically forces their kid to do homework
Libra: "Jane, stop fucking around and leave me alone. I'm tired."
Scorpio: The parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies, gives their kid money
Sagittarius: Goes to yoga everyday. Annoys their children with facts and quotes
Capricorn: *Kid gets B on their test* "Lol loser! I could have done so much better. Suck it!"
Aquarius: Has a house with a pool, but never uses it
Pisces: "You can smoke, you can drink, you can have sex." "Oh, and be safe."
Heh, I'm on a drill right now! 10 more parts to go!!!
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The Zodiac Signs
RandomJust some random fun facts about the signs. Taken from media, internet and depending on how my friends and classmates are as people. And this shit is totally not 100% correct and won't fit everyone. So plz no hate comments. (I'm Aries btw♈️) And ye...
