Signs as Parents

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Aries: *makes Mac & Cheese* *burns it*

Taurus: Can't stop swearing in front of the kids

Gemini: Will not let their kid quit sports because they're "a part of a team*

Cancer: The parent everyone loves. Always has their kid's friends around

Leo: "Honey, where are my keys? I forgot the kids at the mall!"

Virgo: The parent that physically forces their kid to do homework

Libra: "Jane, stop fucking around and leave me alone. I'm tired."

Scorpio: The parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies, gives their kid money

Sagittarius: Goes to yoga everyday. Annoys their children with facts and quotes

Capricorn: *Kid gets B on their test* "Lol loser! I could have done so much better. Suck it!"

Aquarius: Has a house with a pool, but never uses it

Pisces: "You can smoke, you can drink, you can have sex." "Oh, and be safe."

Heh, I'm on a drill right now! 10 more parts to go!!!

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