Killing Me Softly

💭Memories Of The One She Lost And The Ones She Gained

Before they came out of the club Khalida found herself surrounded by drunken idiots who tried to get her to treat them like she treated Joker and Frost but they also wanted MORE than she was willing to give even though she knew she could "take care of" all them herself once she saw Frost walk out with Joker she didn't want him to miss out on the fun so she called him over she was surprised that Joker didn't join in but he didn't know their code phrase so he had no idea what was about to go down until it was too late.... God was he sexy!.... and somewhat familiar as well.... though she couldn't quite place HOW he was familiar just yet.... even as she fought her eyes never left the ever expressive ones of Joker..... Joker was instantly curious about the woman who stood before him the one who didn't want the men she killed to touch her but was ok when it came to her touching him.... not that he was complaining he WANTED her to KEEP touching him he moaned at the erotic thoughts rolling through his head making his groin throb with want.... "well.... this should be fun!"  Joker hears Khalida whisper next to his ear he turns to see familiar blue and red flashing lights head in their direction then sees her turn her body halfway and shake her finger at a woman that was peeking at the three of them through the crack of an open door "what a naughty little doll you are!"  she coos softly and the woman who was peeking at them swiftly closes the door as she cowers back inside "go!"  Khalida orders Frost who looks at her oddly "I can handle good 'ol James Worthington Gordon.... we're buddies him and me!"  she teases with a wink Joker laughs then leads Frost to a darker side of the alley.... he wanted to "watch her work" so to speak.... "good evening Commissioner!"  Khalida coos as Commissioner Gordon climbs out of his car with a look of sad disappointment in his eyes and asks with a similar tone "what have you done this time Khalida!?!"  she replies "nothing worthy of the bat from the looks of things!.... though with the pile of garbage behind me I'd say it's obvious what I've done CG.... did you do something with your mustache!?!.... it seems longer than I remember.... done with the Hitler look huh!?!"  Commissioner Gordon tries his best not to laugh though she could see the twinkle in his eyes as he smiles at her "it's a phobia not a disorder.... I'm INSANE not "batshit crazy"!....Haphephobia.... the fear of touch.... got questions talk to my therapist.... Harleen Frances Quinzel"  she tells the officers who came with Gordon and were now staring at her "they have been warned right!?!... I'm not going to prison because your idiots don't know how to listen properly!.... Arkham sure.... Arkham's FUN!.... and they know when to leave you alone in there, prison.... not so much.... their kind aren't as smart"  she says to Gordon who frowns at her "hey I'm just saying like it is CG!"  she says with a shrug "I'll go with you in YOUR car!.... your wife would kill YOU if you touched another woman but if they come near me.... let's just say they only get one warning before they become a part of the pile"  she adds pointing to the dead bodies behind her Gordon nods and she walks over to him keeping her distance from his companions one real fat looking guy became stupid and walked towards her she grips his hand as it comes towards her pushes her thumb down the center of its palm and twists it as far as it will go making him scream in pain as he falls to his knees as she quickly pulls out and places a hand gun up against his temple with her free hand "I don't like it when people touch me but I will touch them to protect myself if I must and when that happens NOTHING good comes from it as you're about to learn donut boy!"  she growls as she pushes him even further down causing him even more pain he doesn't scream for the dark look in her eyes begins to terrify him "Khalida!!"  Gordon shouts and as though just waking up after zoning out Khalida lets go of the officers hand takes a step back and continues on her way to Commissioner Gordon's car opening the passenger side door and saying "I warned you unfortunately HE didn't listen!.... it's just a sprain you big blubbering blob get over it!"  she rolls her eyes then climbs inside the car closing the door behind her, buckling in and smiling at the Joker who was staring at her from his hiding spot she sees Joker smile back at her with laughter in his eyes Commissioner Gordon lets out a short soft chuckle as he climbs back into his car and drives off....