so i went to AN IGGY CONCERT AND IT WAS SUPER TURNT. I GOT TTO. tURN UP WITH ALL MY BAES AND I FACKED THEM ALL ANYWAS.
editors note i legit just realized i was on caps so...
hi guys its shrek again so i went to iggy azalea concert. sghe was hot and i dont even think her hips are plastic, they are really natural. iwish i had hips like that, so ican throw my ass back to far far awary ville.
and iggy had a terrible message (MY MAZE RUNNER NEQQA WILL UNDERSTAND THOE )
ok so she crowd surfed and i was like fack yes! so i headed to the front and iggy was stolling across. so she got to me a i grabbed her hips. she yelled dafuq in her cute irish accent and i licked her. she waas distubred and called security. i told them it was daquan so he got arrested.
so iggy was like shrek! its u! the ogre of my dreams... and i was saying yes baby its me come unvail my onion layers. she was like onions make me cry. i said INNUENDO! ha ok so we went to my van and we rolled along the beach in my white van meant for stealing children oh. so i threw her out because she was making this trip hella rocky.
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