HARRY STYLES' POV
My shrekaconda don't, my shrekaconda don't
My shrekaconda don't want some unless you got swamps, sun
Ogre toy named Shrek used to live in the swamp
Big swag dealer coins, he was retrievin' some dollars
IS in shootins with the law, but he live in a swamp
Bought me fine ogre fashino, he was keeping me hot af
Now that's real, real, real
Onion in my purse, bitch, I came dressed to eat
Who wanna go last? I had them scraping gum off of tables,
I'm high as Patrick, I only took a piece of two,
He can tell I ain't even pregnant just eating good
Come through and unravel his layers in the onion shop
Let him eat it with his dirty nails and he
And he telling me it's fake, that he love my Shrek appeal
Say he don't like 'em smelly, he want something he can sink his teeth in
So I pulled up in the castle, and I hit him with the onion like
Swag-sw-sw-swag-swag-sw-swag-swag
SHREK'S POV
My onionconda don't, my onionconda don't
My onionconda don't want more unless you got four, whore
This dude named Harry used to ride Larry (DO you ship it)
ONion bigger than a douche, I ain't talking about Acacia
Real swampy-a$$ ogre, let me play with his smoker
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me a really talented cat. Hashtag animal abuse sux!
Now that smell, smell, smell
I let him eat cause he slang onion rang,
He toss my layers like his title first place,
toothpaste
I'm on some intelligent shiz, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I don't like Eleanor
Come through and ship him in my high class boat.
Let him eat it with his filthy fingerd, and he telling me to stop dating Louis
And he telling me it's not real, that he love's Eleanor's sex appeal
So I pulled up in the swamp, Mayweather with the jab like
m-o-n-e-y
LOUIS' POV
Yeah, he love this fat ONIONs, ha haha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the flipping swamp
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
dang the skinny ogre! curse the skinny ogres in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat onions bitches in the
F***ck you if you skinny elounors, what?! Kyuh
Ha ha, ha ha
ORIGINAL SONG CREDIT TO NICKI
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Fanfictionshrek will take u for a ride on his green tracker. shrek does the nasty with ur baes and its rly inappropriate so o dunnot get butt hurt you son of a swamp