meeting the God of mischief and lies (loki x reader) (ON HOLD)

chapter fourteen

I wake up and my head hurts like hell. I open my eyes and see Loki sitting on a chair and laying with his arms on my bed and his head on his arms, asleep. He is pretty cute when he is asleep.... No Y/N he is not cute, stop thinking that. "Finally your awake" Loki says after he woke up himself. I try to sit up in my bed but Loki pushes me back. "Nonnonono you need to rest" "but I want to sit" "if you really want to sit, let me help you" "fine" I say and Loki helps me. "What happened?" I ask. "You passed out because you used to much energy to shape shift into Thor" Loki explains to me. The rest walks in and all start asking me how I am doing like something really really really bad happened- oh wait something bad DID happen..... "Guys I have one question, who catched me because the last thing I felt were two arms... " I say. Everyone looks at each other and then at me, like they know something that I don't know.... "Uhm Y/N....... Nobody catched you......" Nat says. "What do you mean, nobody catched me" I say. "you fell on the couch and Loki brought you here after that" Tony explains.

"I'm sure I felt two arm around me" "No one catched you Y/N trust me" Steve says. "I think I'll go to my room" "let someone go with
You because if you pass out again....." Bucky says while looking around for the person who is going with me. "Who?" "Uhm.........maybe my brother can do it" Thor says. "Why me?" "Because you and Y/N practised with her powers so she trust you" "I am the only one with powers similar to Y/N who is in this building right now" Loki says. "Just shut up and stay with Y/N, cause if you don't I will hurt you" "Yeah yeah calm down geez" Loki says to Tony while walking to me, and we both walk to my room. "Alright you and I both know that someone catched me right before I was going to hit the ground, so please tell me who catched me" "I uhm......I catched you" Loki says. "But how....nobody saw you" "magic" is the only thing Loki says. We walk into my room and the first thing I do is falling face first on my bed. "Let's watch something" "what do you wanna watch? " "lemme think.....SANDERS SIDES" I yell as Loki falls on the ground. "Y/N did you have to yell?" "Yup but let's watch sanders sides" I say while turning on the TV and putting on YouTube.

We are at the last episode of sanders sides and I love Remus, I think he would be my best friend if he was real. But I got to say if I had to choose one of them, I wouldn't be able to choose between Virgil or Roman. "From unicorn porn to rats impaled I give these thought generously" I sing. The episode ends and we search the song the Duke sings. "Forbidden fruit the Duke theme song" "let's sing Loki" I say before the song starts.

Bold is Loki
Underlined is Y/N
Underlined and bold is together

Adam and Eve brought knowledge for the small price of a little sin

They also lost eternal life but what's fruit without the pits

I am the Duke and it's high time that I dropped in

And since you haven't puked yet

We'll know they're wrong when they call you sick

Its unicorn horns and dragon tails Roman's dull creativity

If you want the spectrum a to z then you'll need a little help from me

From unicorn porn to rats impaled I give these thoughts generously

If you really want to challenge your viewership then you need to stop limiting me

What in the shit have I been drinking?

It's fine

It isn't you these thoughts your thinking

Alright! You've got to stop this guy from singing

I love how hard you try It's so cute, let's resume, sure!

People don't like me much Thomas, But that's only just cause I'm honest

Good and bad is all made-up nonsense

Bro I'm gonna wip your butt

Do you promise? Thomas, speaking of honesty

Recently a snake offerd me a morsel from the tree of knowledge

He said you're wanting to be more honest, and be direct dealing with your issues

No longer will you deceive yourself about the ugliness within you, neat

You wanna face facts, I've got one Your late night thoughts get pretty sick, dude

If you shared those musings with your friends, I doubt they would forgive you

Even though everybody sins, everybody dies

Why deny yourself knowledge, say knowledge of yourself

You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear old Duke

You need not faint decency

you see this house on fire?

I see it to 'cause you got a fiend in me

so, clap your feet and stomp your hands

and dance off your booty cheeks

you can then bet your bottom i'll still be around when all your loved ones leave

imagine with me: licking the blowhole of a dolphin

your best bud trapped inside a coffin

your grandma choking on a lozenge

your pet dog stuffed into a sausage

these sorts of things are only thought in the mind of a man who's soul is truly rotten

so let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten

'cause your head's not in the gutter pal it's in hell

hell

hell

the kind of mind you'd only find in hell

After the song ended we both started laugh. We talk for a few hours until I fall asleep.

Loki POV

Y/N just fell asleep on my shoulder and I can't stop staring at how pretty she is. after a while I fall asleep to, dreaming about Y/N.

word count: 1000
This was the longest chapter I made till now

byeeeee