sᴍs | ᶠⁱᵛᵉ ˢᵉᶜᵒⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵉʳ

3

unknown number :
hello darling, i have red hair and you will fall in love with me

me :
ashton, calm down and take some coffee

'Michael? What the hell', Ashton said.

'Well, you're not the only one so smart to have a fake number'

'Unbelievable'

'Where is the coffee?'

'Fuck you, dude'