Tsukiya Kuze is Saitama's childhood friend, he's been there for Saitama even before he was the strongest man alive. Follow Tsukiya as he watches Saitama become a great hero and maybe he joins Saitama as a hero too.
Yaoi Story!
I was sitting with Saitama, watching tv. We had nothing to do, I took a break from my job for a while so we're just watching tv. Genos isn't here today, he needs to have repairs on his body. Tv: Some terrorist are attacking, destroying buildings with their stolen armor. Tsukiya: Should we help? Saitama: Don't really feel like it. Tv: Here's what they look like. They showed photos of the terrorist and I burst out laughing. All of them had bald heads. I glance at Saitama, who seems to be mad. Tv: Be cautious, if you see men with bald heads, they maybe associated. Tsukiya: Are you going to do something now mr. terrorist? Saitama: They're cramping my style!! He quickly changes to his hero costume. Saitama: I'm going to hunt them down! Saitama leaves our apartment. Tsukiya: Welp, might as well join in the fun. I changed into my work clothes and head out, on the tv they were pretty close to us. I manage to get to the city and see the men stand in front of a building. Hammerhead: I'm the leader of Paradisers, Hammerhead! We want a society where the unemployed gets free goods. To show our seriousness, we're going to destroy this rich building! They use their suits to destroy a building. Lackey: U-Um boss, that's the wrong one. Hammerhead: ....EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES! Let's head to the right building! Tsukiya: They must be really dumb. Suddenly, a bike was thrown and it hit the leader. Mumen: Stop right there! Mumen Rider will stop you!
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Hammerhead: Hah! You think you could stop me. Mumen: I will!
~3rd Person POV~
Mumen rider tried to punch Hammerhead but was unsuccessful. Hammerhead was about to punch back but was suddenly stopped. Hammerhead: Huh? Tsukiya: Oi, pick on someone your own size. Hammerhead: A pipsqueak like you think you can take me on! The subordinates laugh, making Tsukiya more pissed. Hammerhead: Hey, one of you take care of this kid. Lackey: Sure thing boss! The lackey went over to Tsukiya. Lackey: Don't worry, this will be quick. He punched at Tsukiya but it didn't even hit him. Tsukiya stopped the punch with his hand. Hammerhead: Hey, what's wrong!? Why aren't you punching him? Lackey: I-I can't! I can't even move! H-His grip is strong!! Tsukiya: You lazy assholes, you don't get free stuff by doing nothing. Work hard to gain your rewards dumbasses! Tsukiya kicks the lackey, sending him flying to a wall, making the armor crumble off of his body. Hammerhead: How is he able to destroy our armor?! Tsukiya cracks his knuckles and glares at them with a dark aura. Tsukiya: Who's next? Hammerhead: T-Tactical retreat! Let's go men!
They ran away, leaving Tsukiya with Mumen Rider. Citizen: That was awesome! Citizen 2: Thank you for saving us! Citizen 3: Are you a new hero!? Tsukiya: Umm, no I'm not a hero. Mumen: That was incredible, thank you for stepping in. Tsukiya: No problem... Mumen: I'm Mumen Rider, Class-C hero. He shakes Tsukiya's hand. Tsukiya: Class C? Mumen: You don't know about the hero association? Tsukiya: Sorry, I'm not interested in that stuff. Mumen: Oh, I see. Well, if you do decide to become a hero, you should definitely register! You'll be a great one! Tsukiya: Ah, Thank you. I'll think about it. Mumen: For saving these people, I'll treat you for lunch. Tsukiya: Ah, you don't have to. Mumen: I insist...um, what's your name? Tsukiya: Kuze Tsukiya, call me Tsukiya. Mumen: Tsukiya, I'll treat you for lunch. Tsukiya: (I'm looking for Saitama buuut, he can take care of himself. Plus, free lunch!) Alright. Mumen: Okay, lets go! Where do you want to eat? Tsukiya: I'm feeling like eating sushi. Mumen: I know the best place!
Mumen and Tsukiya went to a conveyer belt sushi and they both sat down. Waiter: Welcome! Any drinks? Mumen: Just water please. Tsukiya: You got any wine? Waiter: Sorry, we don't serve alcohol to minors. (Drinking age in japan is 20) Tsukiya sighs and took out his ID. Tsukiya: I'm 22, here's my ID. Waiter: I see...alright, we don't have wine but we have sake. Tsukiya: Yeah, get me sake. Mumen: You're 22?! Tsukiya: Yep, because of my dumb height, everyone thinks I'm below 18. Mumen: Yeah...I thought you were 18. Tsukiya: It's fine. They started eating sushi, grabbing plates and eating them. Tsukiya: I love sushi, haven't ate some in a while. Mumen: Why not? Tsukiya: I'm busy with my job sometimes and my friend is a cheapskate. Mumen: What's your job? Tsukiya: I work as a body guard for rich people. I was suppose to work today but I wanted to take a break. Mumen: That's pretty cool. Tsukiya: I guess but most of my clients are rich snobs, I seriously want to punch them in the face but a job is a job, I have to protect them. At least I can release my anger out on the attackers. Mumen: Do you like your job? Tsukiya: Not really but if it gets the cash flowing in my bank account then I'm fine with it. Mumen: If you don't like it, then I seriously want you as a hero. Tsukiya: Why? Mumen: Well, with your strength that you showed, you'll be in the high rankings in no time. The higher your ranking, the more money you get. Tsukiya: That's pretty nice. Their drinks came and Tsukiya immediately drank the sake. Tsukiya: Sake is decent, wish they have wine. Mumen: Wow, that's impressive that you could drink all of that in seconds. Tsukiya: It's a talent~ They continue to chat, told things about each other, once they were done, Mumen paid and they both went separate ways.
~Tsukiya's POV~
Tsukiya: That was fun. Saitama probably delt with the Paradisers so I went back home. Once I got home, I see Genos and Saitama in the living room. Genos: Welcome back Tsukiya-senpai. Tsukiya: D-Don't call me senpai! That's embarrassing. Saitama: Tsuki! Can you believe this!? No one knows me as a hero! Tsukiya: Really? After years of service. Saitama: When I went outside, everyone thought I was a terrorist! Even this ninja I met! What's his name? Spoon-o-cloud Sonic? Genos: Sensei...have you ever register as a hero for the Hero Association? Saitama: Register? Hero Association? Genos: That's where you'll be recognize as a hero. Saitama: Have you heard of this Tsuki? Tsukiya: Not till today. Saitama: Have you registered Genos? Genos: There's no reason for me to be a hero. Saitama: Well, I've decided that I'll register! Genos, Tsuki, you're doing it too! Genos: Yes Sensei! Tsukiya: Do I have toooooo? Saitama: I know you hate your job, you complain about it all the time! Saying it's mostly boring escort missions and you hate most of your clients. Let's register together Tsuki. Tsukiya: Ah, Okay. Why not. Saitama: Lets do it tomorrow. Genos: May I stay over today sensei? Saitama: I don't care. We spend the rest of the day in our apartment, Saitama kinda looking excited to register. Saitama and I slept on our futon a while Genos is charging his body. (I have no idea how Genos sleeps)
