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private chatroom
shiro, ushijima wakatoshi

shiro: hey, i got some news for u

shiro: ur cute and i'm cute as well

shiro: so let's be friends

ushijima wakatoshi: excuse me, but who is this?

ushijima wakatoshi: and how did you get my number?

shiro: satori gave your number to me!!! he said that you need a spice up ur ass

shiro: so i am here for you, my man i gotchu

ushijima wakatoshi: spice?

ushijima wakatoshi: you know satori?

ushijima wakatoshi: what spice?

shiro: WHOAAAA BUDDY TOO MANY QUESTIONS

shiro: ofc i know satori,, he's my cousin??? i am from shiratorizawa as well,, what THE FUCK

shiro: u need some colors in ur life bby

ushijima wakatoshi: i am confused

ushijima wakatoshi: i don't know satori has a cousin here

ushijima wakatoshi: ok then, nice to meet you

shiro: well, all you do is practice volleyball; you have time for interaction so yeah

shiro: my name is kisaragi shiro, i'm from 1st year

shiro: and i already know you; the ace of shiratorizawa- ushijima wakatoshi

shiro: just a reminder, i will occasionally shit on u

ushijima wakatoshi: shit on me?

ushijima wakatoshi: please don't

ushijima wakatoshi: please don't shit on me, kisaragi-san, i am going to sleep

shiro: ok dad😂😂😂😂😂

shiro: goodnight bitch

ushijima wakatoshi: i'm not surprised that you are related to satori

ushijima wakatoshi: without any further comment about the shitting comment, goodnight