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dad, shiro

dad: now why is my name dad

shiro: cause ur my dad

dad: i'm not

dad: or am i?

shiro: OMG WAKATOSHI AKJFLSDHF

dad: i,, am turning into a crackhead

shiro: I LUV U

dad: yes

dad: what are you doing right now, shiro?

shiro: i?? am slowly falling asleep, i just got back from the student council meeting

dad: oh you're in the student council?

shiro: omg how little u know about me wakatoshi

dad: well...

shiro: yeah i'm in the student council, pr bitcheZZZ

dad: i thought you were.. not a peoples person?

shiro: well yeah, i like to challenge myself😎

shiro: thats why im mentally challenged

shiro: ok @ myself

shiro: but deadass its like training myself to Fake my Social skills

shiro: sounds dumb but... yeah

dad: NO IT DOESN'T

shiro: OK WHY ARE YOU USING CAPS AJSLDHF

dad: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF

shiro: THIS IS SO FUNNY I

dad: SHIRO HELP ME

dad: HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS

dad: HOW TO

shiro: BIG DUMB ENERGY

dad: ok

shiro: AW NO FUN

shiro: anyways,, tell satori buy me cake (。-ω-)ﾉ

dad: why don't you message him

shiro: he muted me bc i sent him pics of tooru

dad: tooru?

dad: oikawa tooru?

shiro: ur long lost rival eh?

dad: how'd you know him, shiro?

shiro: well................

shiro: this is going to be awkward...

shiro: we hooked up for like 4 months of the first semester..........

dad: oh

shiro: yeah but hes gay now

dad: he should've come to shiratorizawa.

shiro: OH MY GOD NO WAKATOSHi

shiro: ok let's stop talking bout him

shiro: how was ur day??

dad: it was excellent, we had a practice match. as expected from our team, we won against college students, but it was overall fair

dad: what about you, shiro?

shiro: it was bad tbh

dad: oh, why is that?

dad: you can tell me, i am gonna clean up the gym for 5 minutes

shiro: nooo it's ok i don't want to bother u

dad: i insist

shiro: I'M LUV U ଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧ W U WAKATOSHI!!!!!

shiro: so like, i forgot my lunch... now i haven't eaten anything bc my parents aren't home yet

shiro: so i'm waiting for satori to pass my house and buy cake alongside

shiro: but he hasn't come home yet..

shiro: i should see if i have instant noodles

shiro: turns out no i don't have them

dad: hello. i am back.

dad: i told satori about it, i instantly sent him home

dad: he is on his way, i also gave him my dinner

dad: i usually pack extra dinner if i have practice

dad: u can return the bento to me in school

shiro: wait....

dad: yes?

shiro: I AM ACTUALLY IN LUV W U WAKATOSHI OMG AAAA （。＞ω＜）。

shiro: THANK U THANK U WUUWUWUW

dad: you're welcome, it's better than cake

dad: i'll talk to you soon, have to walk home

shiro: i LUV U STAY SAFE

dad: every single living thing is afraid of me

dad: i will be fine

shiro: ok bde