Pretend Girlfriend

Chapter 3

"And you know what?" said my best friend grinning like an idiot which is true.

"What?" I said while eating my food lazily. You know, that feeling when you just don't want to eat and your just like staring at your food poking it? Well, that's what I'm doing right now.

"He farted!" What the fuck? Sharing things like that? When your just having your lunch? A big a round of applause for you my friend.

I saw that some students are now staring at us. Why wouldn't they be? This, my best friend here is laughing like a hyena that just couldn't stop anymore. Damn help this girl.

She's still not stopping so I did the really best thing to do in times like this.

"Ow! Why did you do that?! It fucking hurts!" I just punched her and that helped.

"I'm bored." I said still poking my food.

"Bored? You're bored? You fucking punched me because you're bored?! What are you? A bad girl? That just go punches everybody and kill them and- and- LANA!" Now I slapped her, really hard that my palm is now red. It's her fault. She's babbling like crazy.

"You're exaggerating or should I say overreacting. I punched you because your kept on laughing and people are staring at you like your mental which is definitely true and quit with the cussing will you?" I said rolling my eyes. I heard her say 'oh' and started babbling again about some new transferee and it's a boy and he's hot. Well, I don't give a damn.

"Jane, I forgot to ask you, are you a new student here?"

"Oh that. No, I'm not. I studied my junior year here and now senior year."

"Okay."

She smiled at me and nod. She drinks her juice and I know she's about to start babbling again but I beat her to it.

"Uh, Jane? I'm seriously bored. Can we skip?" I said giving her these puppy eyes.

"NOPE." She said firmly, popping the p. And she closed her eyes, her ways to not see my pleading eyes. Is she a 5 year old or something?!

"Straightforward I see... But I'm bored out of my mind here!"

"You can just punched me again and I will never say yes."

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

Brrrrriiiiiiinggggg! Oh! The death bell! Tsk.

"Bye!" she said getting her things. She kissed my cheeks and started walking to her class.

Just so you know, we don't have any classes together which is a total bummer!

Sigh. I really want to skip. Oh well.

I picked up my back pack and throw our mess in the garbage bin and started walking in the hallways slowly. Slowly. Like I'm really going to hell, joke.

I feel like I'm plain. Like I don't have sense of humor. Do I? Wait, did I introduce myself already? I think, yes? Yes.

Then, Jane will be.

Jane 'BRITNEY' Sparks is 5'7 tall. She hates her name Britney. Brown hair with specks of blonde or dash as she call it, I don't know why dash. Also 17. She's bubbly, sweet, kind, humorous, all smiles but most of all she's beautiful. Wow, I'm really good at lying. Just kidding. Oh! She had a boyfriend named Cylon Perse. Her boyfriend is so annoying! He's like a f-

"Ouch..." Someone bumped into me so hard that I fell down. What's with bumping today? High school. I think my butt is going to have bruises. I looked up to see a boy helding his hand out for me. I rolled my eyes and stand in my own. When I'm back in place I stared at him.

He's ugly.

He scratches his head and smiles at me cheekily.

"What? Do you have lice in your head?" I said rolling my eyes.

"Maldita..." What?!

"Are you going to say sorry or what?"

"Oh yeah! Um," I smirked. "Sorry if your not looking where your walking." My smirk slowly fades while I'm hearing him say this and now he's the one smirking...

"JERK!" I walked away angrily. I didn't argue anymore because I'm not in the mood right now.

I heared foot steps behind me, maybe it's him. So I run all the way to my next class which I'm very late now and I'm sure I'm going to get a detention. That's high school life for you.

"Hey! Wait up! I didn't even get your name!" Yeah. It's him.

I ran faster and saw the door to my class and ran over there and open it and saw Mrs. Velasquez teaching which has now stop because of me. That's a lot of ands.

"Ms. Hudson, why are you late? Hmm?" Those eyes. Piercing eyes.

"Uh... I-"

"Excuse me, but I'm responsible for this." Him?! I saw Mrs. Velasquez stared at him raising her brows. I turned around and looked at him narrowing my eyes. He winked at me. What the hell?

"I'm a new student and she's the only person I saw in the hallways so I asked her if she could show me around." I looked at her to see if she's convinced. Well, she is. The fact that I'm also a new student in this school. The fact that I don't know every corner of this school. But she's still convinced like what.

"Very well. Your excused Ms. Hudson and you..?" she trailed off, asking for his name.

I still can't believe Mrs.Velasquez buyed that. I mean, hello! I'm also a new student here and that I don't know the ways inside this school. Even the bathroom, I can't find it.

"Keith. Keith Martin." So that's his name? Not so bad.

"Is this your next class?" she asked.

I turned around again to see him looking through some papers. I think one of those is his schedule.

"Uh, yeah. Physics right?"

"Yes. Now go find an empty chair and make yourself comfortable. Go to your sit Ms. Hudson."I walked where my chair is and sit which is in the middle row in the front.

I saw him walking to me...? Err... I mean to my side where an empty chair sat. Assuming.

I glanced at him- I mean Keith and saw him getting his notebook, I think. While I'm staring at him, I can't hide the fact that his drop dead gorgeous.