Deidara x reader x Tobi one shot!

Chapter 1

Y/N's POV
"Head down the hall, the last door to your right is where you'll be living. I'm sure they'll introduce themselves to you." Pain waved his hand, signaling for me to leave the room. I grinned and headed out the room, following his instructions.

I open the large door to get hit by yelling.
"Tobi, would you just quit it already?! I need to get dressed!"
"It's never a bad time for affection, especially for a grumpy fellow like yourself Deidara-Chan!"

"What the fuck?" I mumble to myself and peer into the room with curiosity. A blonde haired guy was half naked with a masked man hugging him. I couldn't help but glue my eyes to the body, it's not like it was bad, not at all. I almost want to know what's under the towel-

"Are you done checking me out?" The voice pulls me out of my thoughts.

"Uh... um... I'll just wait until you're done changing." I shut the door and lean my back onto it, wondering and how easy it is to screw up first impressions. The door opens and I fall back. I look up to a masked man staring down at me. He came down, inches away from my face. "Ahh~ now who's this pretty lady?" He chirps.

"Quit it Tobi! You're making her uncomfortable." The blonde one says. He grabs my hand and pulls me up to where I'm inches away from his face. "And who might you be?" He mumbles with a sensual tone. I feel my face grow hot.

I put my hands on his chest and create distance by pushing myself away. "Y/n l/n from the hidden leaf."

"She's the new one that Pain was talking about!" Tobi says.

"So earlier, did you like what you saw?" Deidara smirks. I did, but considering I'm a spy for the leaf, I can't ruin the mission just because I fall for the enemy.

I mentally gagged. I haven't been hit on like this since I was with Kakashi. "Keep dreaming, fuckface. I'm not here to flirt but to help towards the akatsuki's goal of world domination."

"Playing hard to get, I see. Just my type!" Deidara grinned.

I walked past the blonde annoyance and fell onto a bed that looked unclaimed. "Now don't bother me. I'm tired from walking all the way from the leaf village, I deserve some sleep."

"But y/n, that's Deidara's be-"

"I said shut it!" I chuck a pillow at his face, and the mask dropped to reveal an equally handsome man.

"Oh dear, oh my!" Tobi fumbled to put it back on.

I turned back around and stuffed another pillow over my head to block out their bickering.