Unoriginal Drama Island

Host Reveal

We get a view of the island, as a man Shane O' Shuffles into frame. 

Shane: It's me, THE BEST IN THE WOOOOOOOOORLD! SHANE...MCMAHON...

Someone punches Shane, but Shane catches his fist and starts sweating. 

Shane: ..Wrong choice. 

We see the CAW Big Brother host, Charlie Dixon who attempted to throw it. 

Charlie: Oh boy—

Shane starts throwing fists of fury that don't connect at all, but do massive damages. Cuts and bruises randomly appear on Charlie. 

Shane: Drew!

Drew Macintyre claymores Charlie, and Shane stuffs money in the mouth of Charlie. 

Shane: I'll make sure this lasts longer than YOUR series did...Drew, be my mindless stooge. 

Drew: Alright dad. 

Shane: ...Anyways, 28 people will go through a journey to one billion dollars, to become...the BEEES-no, the SECOND BEST IN THE WORL—-

Shane And Drew are suddenly shot, as Nate Xpress enters with a yellow fur coat. 

Nate: Hey Guys, real quick, be sure to check out Nate—

Nate is shanked in the back by Steve Harvey. 

Steve: Hello everyone, WELCOME TO UNORIGINAL DRAMA ISLAND! 28 people will enter, only one will win—

Steve is tased by Maury from The Maury Show. 

Maury: You've been asked if you were host for the show, lie detector determined, THAT was a lie! Anyways, 1 billion on the line! Who will wi—

Maury is decapitated by D'Vorah. 

D'Vorah: Who will walk out with—

D'Vorah is suddenly hit by a lazer beam, as Dr. Evil walks in, stroking Mr Bigglesworth. 

Dr Evil: *camera zooms in* ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!

The camera pans to a boat, with The Grandview Gang on it. 

Dr Evil: These are just some of our contestants...NOT!

Dr Evil presses a red button on a familiar grey pad, as The Gang is set on fire. Eddie Checkmate aka Rook of the Gang has a calzone shield for some stupid reason, and swims to land. 

Rook: .....

Dr Evil: Great, you survived my first "trap." 

Rook: ...Mr Clean looking ass...

Dr Evil: Mr Clean is a role model! Muscles...a clean bald head...unlike that skinny hoe Baldi.

Rook swims back to check on everyone, as a few more boats roll in. 

Dr Evil: Ok real quick, this is MY show...and if you think otherwise..

Dr Evil motions towards the grey pad. 

Dr Evil: *trying desperately to be hip* Now lets start this bitch. 

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The Cast Reveal is coming soon! Now I'll just say that The CAW Big Brother Stars not Currently in Rhett's Total Drama, will probably be in this series right here. I didn't want to cancel CAW Big Brother But I pretty much just lost motivation for it and felt I needed a clean slate. So this is it.