The 52 Problems Of America [Completed]

An American Mystery

The countries were shocked, dumbfounded and wanted answers.

"Vell, she said zhat she vas Amerika's kid. Ve shouldn't ask any more questions." Prussia says.

"Why not? Do you know if he's hiding anything else?" England asks.

Prussia hesitated before saying, "Do you zhink he vould?"

"No, just curious...." England responded.

"Vell, zhen don't question him." Prussia says defensively.

"Bruder, it vas veird." Germany says.

"So? He shouldn't have questioned Amerika and Victoria."

Prussia said that even more defensively than before. Making Germany question him even more.

"Vhy are you acting so defensively? Your making it seem like he has more secrets zhat you know about." Germany asks.

"Because comrade, isn't it rude to ask that?" Russia asks (Help, I don't know how to do a Russian accent).

"Well, Amérique could be less secretive..." France says.

"He has a right to be secretive...." Canada says loud enough for everyone to hear.

"Canada, don't you want to know about 'im?" France asks.

"Not really."

France (being France) was shocked and confused (because dramatic).

"Jesus, you frog, stop it!" England says (because it's England).

"You two, before you start fighting, stop it." Germany says.

"Anyway, Prussia, is Amerika hiding anything from us?" He asks.

"Even if there vas, that vould be completely unawesome of me to tell." Prussia says with a little smirk.

"Okay Prussia, vhat is he hiding?" Germany asks.

"Like I said, none of your business."

"Oh, so it vasn't veird vhen she came through the door. Your kind of acting like that vas normal." Germany reasons.

"Comrade, don't worry about Amerika, da? His business is not ours." Russia says as he puts his hand on Germany's shoulder.

"Vhy are you defending Amerika?" Germany asks.

"Well-" Just then a phone call for Russia cuts him off and he goes and answers.

(With Russia)
(Russia's also on speaker)

"Amerika, what's wrong?" Russia asks.

"Well, I'm sleep deprived, Rhode's trying to kill Tex because he called him a midget, The other original 13 are fighting, Midwest are fighting about (American) football, Ohio and Michigan looked like they were about to make the other living room into a WWE ring, Wash and Oregon have jet lag, Florida is on the news for assault with a McDonald's french fry, Alaska along with Cali are drinking wine and vodka, Wyoming and West Michigan are being neglected. And all the other people I didn't list are trying to watch the WWE smack down that might happen." America says quickly.

"So, get Prussia and Canada?" Russia asks.

"That be nice. Please help me." America says desperately.

"Wait, where's D.C? She usually helps."

"Congress..."

"Make sense. Okay, I'll go get them."

"Thanks!"

Russia then hangs up.

"Vhat vas zhat?" Germany asks.

"Дерьмо...."

Cliffhanger
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And I might have made people angry today.

Anyway, have a great day and evening.

Thanks for reading this dumb and cringe worthy fanfic so far.

Adiós, Bellas!
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Дерьмо = Sh*t