The 52 Problems Of America [Completed]

Day 5

"Haiku, I want to-" Japan pauses.

"Japan. You've apologized to me 52 times." Haiku says.

"I know. I just feer guilty."

"At least you felt guilty about it. It would make you a perra if you didn't."

(By the way, Haiku knows Spanish because of... Well guess.)

"R-right... I'm sorry for the inconvenience..."

"It's ok."

Cue gunshots.

"Who was that?" Japan asks.

"Just wait for your answer." Haiku starts.

And... Cue more gunshots.

"Should we investigate that?"

"Sure, I don't care."

Well those two then walk to the kitchen, where the see three people, Carol, Charlotte and Texas with a gun.

"That poor table." Carol says.

"It didn't even lasts a week." Charlotte comments.

Victoria walks into the kitchen and sees the table, pretty much dead.

"Bloody hell! Travis!" Victoria yells.

"See? You got your answer." Haiku says.

"Victoria... Don't do this!" Travis says.

"Travis, you give me no choice."

Victoria then puts her hand out and says, "Give me the gun- No scratch that, give me all your guns."

"Victoria, you can't do this!"

"Travis. Just give me the guns..."

"No! They're my children!"

"Bloody hell Travis! Just give me the guns!"

"But-"

"Travis, they're just guns."

"But they're my guns!"

"Travis, I promise you, you can get more guns. We are literally American states."

"You can't make me, you maldito Brit!"

"OoooOOOoooooooOOOooOo-" The Carolinas start saying.

Victoria gets annoyed at this quickly and yells, "Can one of you help me?!"

"We can't interrupt good entertainment." The Carolinas say in unison.

"Soooo, does that mean that I can keep my guns or-"

After Tex says that, Victoria eye twitches, she then snaps and says, "TRAVIS TEXAS JONES! GIVE ME THE GUNS OR ELSE I WILL CUT OFF YOUR DI-"

"Ok ma'am, here you go!"

Trashivs- I mean Travis gives the woman what she wants, aka the 50 guns he has on him.

"Why do you have 50 guns?"

"It represents each state."

"Got it... Anyway, you'll get the guns back later."

Victoria starts to walk away. And as she does, the Carolinas start to clap.

"Encore! Encore!" Charlotte says.

"This was a beautiful show! Bravo!"
Carol says.

Haiku's on his phone, unfazed. However, Japan certainly is. The poor thing is confused by the event that just happened.

"Haiku, I have a question for you..."

"Ok, shoot."

"What's with your famiry? And, does this happen on a regurar basis?"

Haiku sighs and says, "Pretty much. To be honest, I'd be surprised if it didn't happen."

"Should I be concerned about this famiry...?"

"Don't waist your time."

"Okay then..."

"I'm stirr concerned about this famiry..." Japan mumbles.

"What was that?"

Kinku- I mean Japan sighs, "Nothing, nothing at arr..."

Cliffhanger
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Okay everyone, two more days of this dumb and cringe worthy fanfic.

So, thank you for reading this dumb and cringe worthy fanfic so far.

Have a great day and evening!

Adiós Bellas!
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Cuss words in different languages:

maldito = damned