The 52 Problems Of America [Completed]

Hiding The Truth

"What was that all about?" England asks.

"W-well they're my kids!" Russia says in a panic.

Prussia and Canada face palm.

"Really Russia?!" Canada mouths.

"You also have kids? Since vhen?" Germany asks.

"Since-" Russia then thinks of a distraction.

"Look over there!"

"Wait, wh-" But before they noticed, Canada, Prussia and Russia run to the elevators.

(With that trio)

"That vasn't the best lie ever, but zhis is still awesome!" Prussia says happily.

"Russia what were you thinking? At least they're confused by the stupidness of that claim. Thank god that you say stupid sh-" Canada says.

"Calm down comrade, I was panicking. Besides, I helped us run away." Russia says as he was rolling his eyes.

"Fair enough."

The trio got to the elevators and eventually the ground level.

"Okay. I'll drive us to America's house." Canada says.

"Wait!" England yells.

"How about, NEVER!" Prussia yells back while grabbing Russia and Canada's arm.

The trio rush into Canada's car and Canada starts to drive off.

"That vas...dramatic..." Germany says.

(With the trio, again)

"Seriously, Prussia? What is with you two?" Canada mumbles.

"Yeah, yeah, listen, zhe awesome me had an awesome idea, and I decided to go vith it." Prussia says some what defensively.

Russia then looks behind him (he's sitting in the back) and says, "Canada, step on it."

"Why?" He asks.

"Look."

Canada looks behind him. So does Prussia.

"What the-" Canada questions.

"How'd zhey-" Prussia also questions.

What they saw was England, Germany and other countries in America's car. England was driving.

"America must have left his car and keys in. I guess Victoria drove here." Canada says.

"I bet you zhere going to crash." Prussia says.

"Either way, Canada, comrade, step on the gas!" Russia says in a somewhat annoyed tone.

"Right!"

Canada then stepped on the gas and took dangerous shortcuts. And before they knew it, the were at America's house.

"Well, let's go." Canada says.

The trio are doing well, until they heard a crash.

"See, zhe awesome me, knew zhat zhey vould crash!" Prussia says happily.

"I didn't say they wouldn't." Canada says with a hint of annoyance.

"Ladies, your both pretty," America says jokingly, "Now what's wrong?"

"Well, Amerika, this isn't the best thing to say right now, but multiple countries are here. Look for yourself." Russia says.

America looked then said, "F**k...."