The 52 Problems Of America [Completed]

Day 1

"You twats!" Victoria yells.

"Shut up, it's just four chairs!" Oliver yells back.

"Didn't you brake the chairs last week?" Isabella asks.

"They burn though 'em like wildfires." Camelia says.

Michelle then throws a chair leg at Oliver, she missed and almost hit Victoria.

"Motherf**ker, throw a another goddamn chair leg near me." Victoria says coldly.

"Um, Vick, you okay?" Daniel asks.

"Yes, I'm fine." Victoria says, normally.

"Okay then..."

"Oli, should I apologise or will she murder me?" Michelle asks in a whisper.

"How the hell am I supposed to know?" Oliver asks.

"Just wanted to know, jeez..."

"Shut up dipsh-"

And by that one word, the two were back to fighting.

"And I zhought zhat Vick and Dan vere violent." Penny says.

"Really Penny?" They both say.

"Vhat? You know it's zrue. You zry to kill each other."

"Yeah, yeah." Daniel says.

Someone then knocks on the door.

"Who's getting it?" Conner asks.

"I will. Tell me who wins the fight." Diana says.

She gets up, walks to the door, greets the 9 countries that are there are there and living room (the downstairs one).

"Who won?" Diana asks.

"Michelle." Camelia says happily.

"You're just happy because I gave you a million dollars." Felix says.

"At least you're not in as much debt with me as before."

"Cállate perra." Felix says under his breath.

"What'd you say?" Camelia asks.

"Nothing."

"Sur-"

A gun is fired (i'M NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT-).

"Mein Gott!" Germany says.

"Mierda." Texas says.

Diana walks over and starts to choke both Michelle and Oliver (weirdly badass, but plz don't kill them).

"Diana. Stop it." Martin says.

"Fine." She says.

She stopped (thank god).

"Germany! I'm scared!" Italy says as he hides behind him (I don't blame him, also, mY SHIP-).

"You'll be fine." Ryan says.

"What's with you guys and violence?" England asks (they're America's kids).

"Zhat's not even zhe most violent zhing anyone has done." Prussia says.

"Tex and Cali burned down the house when the presidential election happened. Twice." Canada says.

"Who are you?" England asks (are you stupid).

"He's Canada, pedazo de mierda." Camelia says.

A gun shot is heard. Again.

"What is this? Hamilton?" Nick asks.

"I wouldn't be surprised if it was." Madeline says.

"Should I slap some sense into them?" Diana asks.

"No. No you shouldn't." Martin says.

"Why not?"

"Well-"

A door breaks.

"Nevermind. You have my permission. Go slap them." Martin says.

And now, Michelle and Oliver are fighting (together) against Diana.

"Are we going to regret this?" France asks.

"Most likely." 49 of the 52 problems say.

Cliffhanger
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Well, they aren't wrong. 6 countries are definitely regreting this.

Anyhow, I hope you have a great day and evening!

Thanks for reading this dumb and cringe worthy fanfic so far.

Adiós Bellas!
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Cuss words:

Pedazo de mierda = You piece of sh*t

Mierda = Sh*t

Cállate perra = Shut up, you b**ch