A Bunch Of random Trolls Stuff :\ (Discontinued)

the REAL reason why branch hates creek

Creek: you know my friend guy diamond tells me,

Gd: hey creek, you know what, Branch has always been telling us to shut up, so why don't you mess with him?

And I go, what should I do? And he goes,

Gd: why don't you prank call him?

And I go, dude, that's a great idea!

I was like a little kid picking up the phone ya know, just going *beep*boop*bop* *ring ring*ring ring*  *hehehe*! *ring ring* *whispering* we're so stupid! *ring ring*

Branch: hello?

Creek: *in poppy's voice* hello sir? Hi, this is poppy, listen, I've been getting reports that you were making loud noises in your bunker? Do you think you can keep the noise down? :3

Branch: oh sorry poppy, I didn't know I was making a lot of noise!

Creek as poppy: thank you branch, please keep it down! :3

Branch: okay!

Ten minutes later, called him back!

*ring ring* Gd: *girly giggle*ring ring* Gd: hehe

Creek: shut up dude, shut up! *ring ring*

Branch: hello-

Creek as poppy: HELLO BRANCH! Hi it poppy again, obviously you did not understand about the noise! You need to keep the noise down! 3:<

Branch: but I'm not making noise-

Creek/poppy: SO LISTEN!

Branch: 0.0

Creek/poppy: so you either keep the noise down, or I'm gonna call smidge! :3

Branch: okay... I'm sorry... O.O

Creek/poppy: thank you!

And before I hung up the phone, I said this,

Creek/poppy: **** survivalist... >:v

Gd:*trying So hard to not laugh* 0w0

You guys can bet that his crazy attitude started all over again! He was mad, he started to run to guys pod and started banging on the door like, *bang bang bang*

Branch: open the door!

Creek and Guy: *starts laughing*

Creek:*trying to calm down* OH my we got him, we got him, we got him, we got him! Alright dude, shut up!

Gd: *starts giggling*

Creek: Shut up!

Branch:*opens the door*

Gd: oh what's up dude?

Branch: 'why dat creep here?' You will not believe it, poppy is racist!

Creek: really?! Why do you say that?!

Branch: she don't like survivalist!

Creek: so, what are you gonna do about it?

Branch: I'm gonna shoot her!

Creek: whoa hold up, don't shoot her! Just go talk to her, ya talk to her right Guy?

Gd: ya, talk to her!

Branch: That's what I'm gonna do!

So he starts walk to poppy's pod, and I'm like
Guy we need to see this! So me and guy start following branch and he gets mad half way and starts running. And I'm like, dude don't run, me guy start going like 'Hercules Hercules!' Branch was at her pod like 30 seconds later before me and guy and keep in mind, she don't know what's going on, she's just minding her own business, scrapbooking with smidge! And then branch comes in and says,

Branch: okay, so you hate survivalist?!

And they starts freaking out,

Poppy: oh meh guh! There is a angry brunch-o! Okay, it not my fault that I blasted music so close to your bunker! Please don't take it out on me okay?

So they keep telling at each other, back and forth, back and forth until me and guy make it to her pod all winded out. *loud panting*

Creek: branch*gasp* Branch don't do it!

Branch: shut up fool, you don't know what's going on!

Creek: branch I can explain everything!

Branch: fool shut the _*_* up!

The all of the sudden, smidge comes and grabs branch and try's to put him down and I was think 'aw, should I let this get out of hand? I gotta break this up!'

Creek: branch let me explain!

Branch: fool shut up!

Then I grabbed him by the ear and said,

Creek/poppy: BRANCH! Your gonna need to keep the noise down! :3

Branch: creek, was that you?

Creek/poppy: yes sir!

Branch: your a ***____ fool!

Creek/poppy: I know branch, but it was funny huh? :D

Branch:

Creek:

Branch:

Creek:

Branch: I hate you.