So ... Do you Come Here Often?

Are you Sure?

Chapter 1 (continued)

As soon as the car goes into park, we start sprinting to get to our schools office. When we get there we pick up our schedules and late slips and get ready to go to second period... math. Well it looks like Im stuck with Jake for gym and math. That should be...interesting. Jake and I start to saunter off to math class. According to my schedule we just started math 15 minutes. We must have a new teacher cause I don't recognize the name. Wonderful.

As soon as me and Jake walk into the room, the class goes silent and everyone turns to look at the people who are late on the first day of school.

Wow, people like to stare. I mean I new I was hot, but Jake. He is ugly as f*ck.

" May I be to quick to assume that you are not new students here and you just happened to be late on the first day of school"I hear a strong yet seductive voice boom from the front of the room.

My eyes meet his from across the room and I can tell he means business. Aside from the fact that he's my teacher I have to say that he is hot. He's tall about 6'1 , has longish brown hair that looks soft to the touch and dark blue sorrowful eyes. He's defiantly not the type I like, but when I see someone attractive, I can't help but look at them.

"Don't worry, I'll take it from here" Jake says in low voice so the teacher won't hear.

"Are you sure" I whisper back as Jake starts to go off about who knows what.

"We'll hello. You must be the new teacher. My name is Jake and this hot thing to my right is Delilah.

I am dearly sorry we are late but we just came from a long trip from Vegas. As you can see, we've gotten married and are as happy as a fat guy and a ten pound cake from Costco can be. So well just take a seat now and you can get back to teaching your wonderful lesson" Jake says in his presentational voice as he goes to sit down in a empty seat in the back.

I'm still standing there like an idiot trying to wrap my mind around what exactly just happened and what the hell Jake just said.

Finally I go and take a seat down in the only available place next to Jake. Ohh my gawd! What just happened I think to myself I'm so angry with Jake right now. I'm Very close to getting up and beating the living crap out of him. But then I'd get in trouble. I'm a good girl, I don't get in trouble.

I see the teacher look from me to Jake and from Jake to me. I wonder what he is thinking about... Who am I kidding. I know what he is thinking. He's thinking how the hell someone like Jake could end up with me. That's a reasonable thought though. I won't object.

" Soo your saying, that you too are married... Legally?" Mrs whatever his name is proceeds as he interrupts my conversation with myself.

Before I can try to say something and clean up this mess, Jake starts talking and says

"Of course we are and just so you know you might not want to aggravate Delilah hear because She's going through some tough times. You wanna know why? Because she's pregnant that's why. She's a little emotional. And when I say little, I mean a lot"

What the hell! I'm going to freakin murder him the retard. Ohh man what the hell am I supposed to do now. Maybe I should just say its a joke... But i don't want to get some kind of detention for lying or some shit like that. Oh man why did jake have to do that.On another note. It is freakin hilarious.

" We'll okay than... Since you missed introductions my name is Mr.Smith and I will be you math teacher"

He starts saying the regular shit every teacher says about taking notes, not being late gawd knows what. That is the part when I zone out.