So ... Do you Come Here Often?

Do you have any money?

Chapter 2 (continued)

" What exactly is going on here" Our principle mister Bob starts to yell out.

I just try for once in my life to keep my fat mouth shut so I just remain mute and take a step back.

As soon as that happens, Jake jumps up like its an all you can eat buffet and where at Mandarin, as he starts to try and plough his way through the security guards and Mr. Bob.

Jake starts to yell like a pussy about how he can't go to jail. He starts to cry historically and yell for Sam and me to help him. Sam being the retard he is decides to take me be the shoulders and throw me into security guy number 1. Well call him blondie. I end up colliding face first into his waist since he was like 6 foot 7 and make a noise that I didn't know was humanly possible.

Sam decides that he doesn't want to go to jail either so he takes his belt of and proceeds to whip his way through the door. As soon as mr. Bob. sees that he looks like he's had enough. He takes the belt out of Sam's hand and throws jake of security guard number 2. Well call him brownie. Finally he bellows out that " if you absolutely repulsive students don't stop your all never going to school again. Forget about college you won't finish high school"

I think that fixes everyone up real good cause no one says a word. Mr. Bob starts to yell at them and shit like that while I zone out a 'little' bit until he turns to me to give the speech... "Delilah of all people. I would expect something like that from those two, but not from you. Since you really didn't do that much we won't take you to jail, but that doesn't mean your not suspended for one week with two more weeks detention after school for an hour"

Aww thank gawd I thought he would for sure make it like a month or at worst send me to jail for the night.

Mr. Bob turns to talk to Jake and Sam "as you boys can see you will be going to jail for the night to cool down ......"

That's all I get to hear because my mind just drowns everything out. That is crazy, this is Going to be there first time in jail. Huh that sucks .... For them. Haha

Evil laugh time.

Before they go I yell out " wait!! I think I have enough to bail ya out"

" How much do you have" brownie asks as I start to pull out my wallet.

" I got 5 " I tell him

" 5 thousand" he asks

" 5 thousand, I don't think so I have 5 bucks buddy"

Brownie gives me a look that would probably kill me if it weren't for my drop dead gorgeous looks and starts to drag both the guys out. They didn't utter one word since this whole 'incident' had occurred, very out of character for them, usually they couldn't keep there pie holes shut if ya know what I mean.

Just as they turn the corner I yell out " don't worry boys I'll bust you out in the morning"

Finally I turn to Mr. Bob and say " soo ill be seeing you, good chat my beloved principle. Ill be sure to send you one of those fruit baskets that I see the commercial for on T.V. All the time. Don't call me il'l call you!"

" nice try Delilah but where going to call your mom right now to have a little talk.... And I still want the fruit basket."

So basically my mom came in. I really do hate my mom. She is really the definition of a bitch. She is also a major whore. I really abhor her. She is second to die on my list of 'people i want to kill'. The first person is Dahvie vanities next girlfriend.

So basically I got the scolding of my life, just for show for the principle. She secretly said in Greek that I'm a virgin whore with no education. And I ended up with some dirty looks. If your wondering if I'm Greek you have got yourself some really good talent to have guessed that. Sooo that's how it goes.