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roger added freddie to "unnamed chat"
roger added brian to "unnamed chat"
roger added john to "unnamed chat"

roger: hello wankers
im in bio, enlighten me

brian: i thought you enjoyed biology?

roger: yes, when we're doing something that i can be bothered to bother with

john: that took me a while to get my head around

freddie: all of you shut the fuck up, my phone keeps vibrating. if it gets confiscated ill literally scream.

roger: well if you took part in the conversation, your phone wouldn't keep vibrating

freddie: that's not how it works you dumb blonde

john: where are you freddie?

freddie: physics with bri
why?

john: was just wondering

roger: he wants to come and suck ur dick

brian:  roger!

freddie: oh shut the fuck up roger you nobhead

john: what goes on

roger: i did something really embarrassing today
like
really embarrassing
i wanted to curl up into a ball so tight that all of my limbs would get all tangled up so i wouldn't be able to escape and so i would just die due to extreme knotting

freddie: i don't think you know the other meaning of the word 'knotting' love.
but anyways
what did you do jejsjshs

brian: freddie shut up that's disgusting

roger: basically i was walking to maths and i saw this person with extremely bushy and very very curly hair so i automatically assumed it was brian.
because who else has that bloody hairstyle?

john: oh god

roger: and so naturally i ran up to them and hugged them from behind
n it wasn't brian

freddie: ROGER SOSMSKSMDNDJD YOU TART

brian: why would you even run up and hug me anyways?

roger: i've hugged you many times! i just thought it would be nice.
but anyways turns out it wasn't you obviously, but it was a very angry girl in the year above

john: what did she say lolll?

roger: ..
she called me a greasy blonde dickwad

freddie has changed roger's display name to
greasy blonde dickwad

greasy blonde dickwad: fred you're a cunt
it actually hurt my feelings a bit:(
my hair isn't greasy is it???!!