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Chapter Two- Why Me?!

Why was Caleb staring at me?

Now, before you go all oh, its one of those stories on me, keep in mind that I strongly despise Caleb and all his "buddies". Jocks are fat cheaters that can't add 4+4.

Then I noticed I was staring back, and Caleb was blushing. He wasn't a very fat jock, but he still couldn't read to save his life. He had the same hairstyle as Jimmy, but his hair was carmel colored, not brown. He was the same hight as Jimmy; about 6'2". He had green eyes. The bus decided to stop while I was thinking about these things, and I majestically slammed my face into the seat, giving myself a nosebleed. As the cheerleaders got off and I was wiping the blood off my face, Jenna Achilles, the Lead Cheerleader, slammed her elbow into my face.

"Oops," she said sweetly,"It slipped."

Everybody started laughing, so I swept my foot under her legs, making her fall forward, and she cut her lip.

"Oops," I said down to her,"It slipped.

I then got punched in the face and blacked out.

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When I woke up, I saw three fuzzy figures. Two leaning over me, and one sitting in a chair. I thought they would say, thank goodness, you're alive, but no Lanee's beautiful words of wisdom were:

"God, you're fat."

"What the actual frik, Lanee."

"Well here's what happened. You blacked out, getting blood all over my new skirt. I hit Trevor with your backpack, that weighs, like, a gazillion pounds, like you. So any way, Trevor tries to come at me, and Jimmy beat him to a bloody pulp until the teachers came. He told them it was 'self defense'."

"Nice job, Jay-Jay."

"I swear-"

"SO ANYWAY," Lanee said loudly. "The ambulance took, like, a crap-ton of time to get there, and when it did get there, you are such a fat whale the literally couldn't get you on the stretcher, so Wonder Woman over here picked you up and followed us here."

"Hey!" a voice called from the chair. I prayed to every religion I could think of for it not to be him, but of course, it was Caleb.

"What? I'm just admiring you skill, Wonder Woman."

"That's gonna stick, isn't it, Blonde?"

"Yes it is, just because you called my Blonde."

"Screw you."

"Love you too, Wonder Woman."

Even with the hilarity in what was going on, I had I sickening feeling in my stomach. Something would ruin my Christmas. And the rest of the year.

"Can I talk to Lilly alone, please?" Caleb said. I screamed NOOOOOOOOOOO! in my head, but nothing came out.

"Sure," Lanee said, grabbing Jimmy's sleeve and walking him out of the room.

"Listen," Caleb said when the door was shut,"First of all, I don't like you. Second, can you stop looking at me like you hate me? It's freaking me out."

My heart lifted. Thank goodness, he didn't like me. Wait but then-

"Why were you staring at me on the bus?"

He blushed."I-I wasn't staring at you... I was staring at- at-"

I laughed."Lanee."

"Yeah. Um, could we, just be friends so I can get to know Lanee?"

"Sure," I said still laughing.

"Shut up!"