Frostbite swiftly turned around to see Cloud and Spearhead making their way to him.
"I was investigating, like I said I would" Frostbite responded. "I thought it would be ten minutes, not an entire 48 minutes" Cloud yelled. "You were asleep the whole time from what I saw" Frostbite said. "Yeah, well you can thank Nyctosaurus for me waking up" Cloud said. "Look, I also thought it would be ten minutes, but I ran into some guys and things happened" Frostbite said.
"Oh, who's your new friend" Cloud said, now noticing Snow. "Took you long enough to notice" Frostbite said. "Well, who is she" Cloud asked again. "This is Snow. Snow, meet Cloud and Spearhead, my brothers" Frostbite said. Cloud and Spearhead waved, which looked a little ridiculous due to their shorter arms.
"Oh hi Frostbite! How've you been doin" Blueberry said. "Good. Someone new will be staying here" Frostbite said, gesturing to Snow. "Ah, isn't that just in time for mating season" Blueberry said. Cloud and Spearhead's faces changed from happy and chill to confused and concerned. "Wait, m-m-mating season" Cloud asked.
"Yeah. It's basically where everyone finds a mate and has kids. Even I had kids before. I might actually be a great grandfather now that I think of it" Blueberry said. "How does this 'mating season' affect anyone" Spearhead asked. "Well, everyone gets hornier, fights break out and a lot of chaos happens. My neck scars are a result of it" Blueberry said. "Is it species-specific or does everyone have it at once" Cloud asked. "It's specific. It's Yutyrannus mating season right now" Blueberry said. "How would it affect Frostbite" Cloud asked. "I am right here" Frostbite said, irritated. However, everyone ignored him. "Well, mainly increases their desire to... you know" Blueberry said.
"Shit! I get it now. Frosty was just lookin for a fuckbuddy! Maybe so he could ditch all of us with some fucking gremlins" Spearhead screamed. "Let me guess, I screwed up badly" Blueberry whispered to Frostbite. "You sure did" Frostbite said.
"Look guys! I have no desire of mating, period. Ever since my father died, I've been past that! I thought you guys knew that already" Frostbite said. "The science proves otherwise" Cloud said. "What the actual fuck! There was no 'science' in this! Just a generalization that doesn't apply to everyone" Frostbite said. "Well, if it was a generalization, why didn't Blueberry s-" Spearhead said before being interrupted by Blueberry.
"Listen you two! Frostbite is right! It was just a generalization. I fucked up by even bringing it up. Now quit with your temper tantrums and get over it" Blueberry said in a stern tone. "Okay" they both said. "Now aren't you gonna apologize" Blueberry asked. The two of the, looked to Frostbite. "We're sorry" they said. "And for what" Blueberry asked. "For yelling at you over nothing" Cloud said. "Apologies accepted" Frostbite said. Cloud and Spearhead walked away.
"I'm sorry about that. I should be more careful sometimes. I'm just so used to you three getting along" Blueberry said. "No worries. I wouldn't have been able to predict it either" Frostbite said. "So, where is she gonna stay" Blueberry asked. "Well, I kinda wanted to be with Frostbite. I feel safer around him" Snow said. "Ah. Fair" Blueberry said. "Well, have fun, and remember; nobody's gonna ridicule you two for whatever you two do together, especially since Red Streak exists" Blueberry said. Blueberry left, presumably back to his den.
"Haha. Blueberry always was like a cool uncle to me" Frostbite said.
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Travel of Kings
General FictionIn a world overrun by dinosaurs, many are struggling to survive. A young Yutyrannus named Frostbite encounters a villainous megaraptor named Cobra, who kills his father and takes his sister with him. When Frostbite is taken in, he will get new famil...
