Me: *is playing watch dogs 2* Me: *sees cops nearby fighting gang members* Me: ima be stupid
Me: *snipes someone*
Game: PoLiCe HavE EnGaGed You iN cOmbaT
Me: HBAHAHAHAAHHAHA
*drives off in my batmobile lookin car*
Cops are on my ass like-
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bro I was SWErvIng. A bunch of people on the sidewalks were jumping out the way as i damn near ran over them. (One of them said I was waste of sperm slksmsmssmsm)
To make a long story short, I accidentally ran into a gas thingy by accident, blew up myself and two pursuing cop cars, all the while laughing my ass off to the point of tears.
You ever rob a bank and need a getaway driver, hmu fam. I gotchu *wink*
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