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when life gives you lemons, squirt them in other people's eyes (jk dont it hurts)

I have a song for you

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by -Lelani

by -Lelani

Warning 18+

*ahem*

Its a big sexy world of sex out there

People having intercourse everywhere

So many types of sex to choose, we understand if you're confused

We need a god for these sexy times

With confidence and seductive chimes

He lives up in a secret lair

And he's not a fan of uNDErWEaR

TROJAN MAAAAAAN

Sex

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Thank you.

OKAY BUT HAVE YALL SEEN THE TROJAN CONDOM COMMERCIALS IM CRYIN-