Warning 18+
*ahem*
Its a big sexy world of sex out there
People having intercourse everywhere
So many types of sex to choose, we understand if you're confused
We need a god for these sexy times
With confidence and seductive chimes
He lives up in a secret lair
And he's not a fan of uNDErWEaR
TROJAN MAAAAAAN
TROJAN MAAAAAAN
Sex
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Thank you.
OKAY BUT HAVE YALL SEEN THE TROJAN CONDOM COMMERCIALS IM CRYIN-

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Cult √
Acakwhen life gives you lemons, squirt them in other people's eyes (jk dont it hurts)