"Can you not!" you yell at Luke who just smeared a pinch of flour all over your cheek.
"Sorry I had to." he smirks, aimlessly trying to slip in his lip ring. He had just woken up and you were in the process of making breakfast.
"Real mature." you glare at him but a smile grows on your face.
"We should sneak out for a while. You know live a little." he encourages.
"And get mobbed? I don't think so. You know of my claustrophobia very well Lucas."
"Well is there any chance you have batterphobia?" His ridiculous question makes you want to hurl him out the window.
"No...I don't even know what that is! Why?"
"So I can do this." He dips his hand in the batter and throws it toward your chest.
"Luke! I should have know your stupid joke would lead to this! But that's ok." You say grabbing an egg and crushing it over his head. "Because now you'll have fun washing that out."
"You cheeky little beauty." He grumbles. "You'll pay for this."
"You'll have to catch me to make me pay." You smirk and run around to the other side of the island, two eggs in hand while he has two in EACH hand. Both of you just stare at each other for a long period of time until you finally crack. (Haha get it...because...crack....eggs. I'll shut up now.)
You fling and egg toward his shoulder. He dodges it and let's it hit the cabinet, shattering.
"Missed me." He smirks before launching one of his right toward your face. It hits your face and you shriek and drop to the floor. He drops his eggs, letting them shatter when they come in contact with the floor, and rushes to your side.
"Baby I'm sorry! Are you ok?" He panics taking you into his arms. He hasn't even held you for 3 seconds when you smash one last egg on his back.
"Gotcha!" You laugh and press your lips to his.
"Can I ask how long this has been going on and why you have to be so God damn loud about it?" 3 very sleepy boys walk into the kitchen taking in the sight before them.
"I'm surprised you can see us considering you can't even keep your eyes open!" You laugh and point toward Ashton.
"You didn't answer my question young pupil." Calum jokes.
"3 months you idiot." Luke laughs.
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FanfictionJust another pref book :) ALL prefs are my own unless I say otherwise! ~*~ 2/11/18 Y'all I wrote this pref book in like 8th-9th grade so most of it is hella cringy and the only reason I won't delete it is because it has 38k reads. Read at your own...
