"Hey did you hear Akiko Shikata's new song?"
"Satoshi. I don't listen to her"
Said brunet sighed and pouted as they walked up the stairs to they're classroom.
Yoshiki rolled his eyes "I have heard it"
Satoshi brightened up "Isn't it coo-"
A squeal interupted him from the classroom. They're classroom.
They looked at each other strangely and with caution Satoshi opened the classroom door as Yoshiki quickly went to go to the bathroom. They're five other friends were gathered around a little girl.
The little girl turned towards them and ran toward Satoshi practically bowling him over "Mama" she said practically tonelessly.
All eyes widened in surprise when the little girl threw herself at him, and Satoshi had a face of shock written all over it.
"U-um? What?" He asked trying to gently pry her off.
"So, this idiot is you're Mama?" Naomi asked raising a brow, the little girl nodded a certain 'Yes'.
Once again faces showed a surprised look. Satoshi was sure he was feeling faint.
How did this happen? When did this happen? Why did this happen? Who made this happen! Yup, he was feeling woozy. Seiko put a hand on his shoulder; he looked over to her seeing she was wearing her devious smile.
"So Mama, who's the Daddy?" She asked holding a hand to her mouth to stop her from laughing.
"W-wha-, I-I swear I-I d-didn't hace a c-child" He stuttered out, completely embarressed and stressed out that this random child thought he was her mother.
A voice sounded out from behind him "Uh, who the hell is the kid?"
The little girl's eyes brightened even more and she threw herself again, only at Yoshiki "Daddy" it was a bit weird since the kid sounded monotone and had a blank face.
"Wait. What." Yoshiki deattached the child from him, wondering what the hell was going on.
Everyone's faces went red and Satoshi dropped down to the floor in a cold faint. Ayumi looked like she was about to murder someone, (that someone being Yoshiki), Sakutaro had an eyebrow raised in question, both Mayu and Seiko had large smiles on they're faces, and Naomi had a face that could only read 'dead'.
"Uh, sorry but I'm not you're Daddy, kid" Yoshiki said pushing her away a bit nervously.
She frowned slightly but her face remained the same "No, according to me he's you're wife, and I'm you're daughter" she sounded sad.
Yoshiki held a hand to his face and a look of dread filled his face "So.... He's my wife" he pointed to a perhaps dead Satoshi "And... You're my daughter?"
She nodded and Yoshiki dropped to his knee's in a daze. As if on cue, Satoshi stirred and woke up groggily "I-I..... Had the weirdest dream....that a little girl called me Mama..." He stared at the girl in front of him and groaned.
Yoshiki snapped out of his daze at the sound and started mumbling about what the hell was going on.
Seiko approached the little girl "Say, if you're they're daughter... You should know everything about them right?" She giggled.
She nodded with a slight smile.
"Alright what are they're names?"
"Kishinuma Satoshi and Kishinuma Yoshiki"
"Not exactly right but okay... Hobbies?"
"Mama likes baking and music, Daddy likes music and going to movies with me and Mama"
Seiko looked at the two who were pale as snow "Is that right?"
Yoshiki slowly nodded as did Satoshi.
"Well then, she's most definantly you're kid then"
Satoshi sighed and leaned down, smiling. Maybe she was just a lost little girl and they had alot of similarites with her parents, maybe they're hobbies were coincedinces.
"What's you're name?"
She frowned slightly "It's Kishinuma Chiaki. You should know that Mama"
"Sorry, I wanted to play a game with you!" He lied, he didn't want to make her sad.
Yoshiki sighed from behind him, looks like he was going to be pulled into something he didn't want to again.
Chiaki smiled gently "Mama is the only one who ever beats me at games, it's because he's lucky"
Seiko squealed again "I knew you two were doing something behind our backs and now you two have a kid! I've suspected it ever since you two moved into that apartment together"
Yoshiki scowled and blushed "Hey! She looks six years old! I don't think Satoshi could've had a kid when we were eleven!"
"He has a point!" Ayumi exclaimed, desperatly not really wanting to believe what was happening was happening.
"But she looks like a combo of you two!" Seiko exclaimed back.
It was true other than the fact her face was a deadpan, she had Satoshi's brown hair which was shoulder-length and and slightly curved, while her eyes were Satoshi's eye shape but Yoshiki's eye color. She also had Yoshiki's taller stature.
"Satoshi do you remember this happening?"
"Not unless you attacked me in my sleep"
"I haven't"
"Well then"
Both promptly fainted
