Super Smash Bros. In Real Life

Pink Hair

I breathed in the fresh new air. Well technically not fresh but you get the idea. I walked out of my little house that was on a hill. It stood by a tree and has a little pond beside it. Some friends built it for me but they are gone--oh I don't mean by dead I meant by moved to another city. Ehehe..

Anyways..good thing I woke up early! Or else I will be late for school which means I will miss breakfast and it's most certainly the most important meal of the day--right? I started heading to the town which always had the same faces when I mean by that I meant that we rarely have new faces at our town. Which is quite exciting to see a lot new faces.

My feet were hitting the soft grass on the plains I was on. My home is really kinda far away from the town and--school! I started to run to the direction where my school is at. I better arrive on time or else no food!

Couple minutes later my feet started to hit the hard pavement of a solid ground, which means that I'm at the city.

There were a lot of buldings here and there but a lot of space for cars to go through and have fun doing kart races which nobody gets in trouble for it, pretty cool huh. I went to the right from the block I am at then left. I started to get a little bit tired but I have to keep on going! I kept passing through the buildings until I met a huge wide building that was in black and red. Pretty cool colours..I guess.

I started to walk up to the building where kids and teenagers go. I don't really like teenagers they can be quite mean and sometimes bully me for my pink hair. Yeah you heard me pink and I think it's a pretty colour even though I'm a boy which makes it kinda weird but weird is good..right?

Yeah. I entered in the halls and walked to my classroom which is..uh. room....I forgot! I groaned almost loud enough without thinking, which some kids looked at me weird like I have a major headache or something. I have to go to the office and get my paper...but how? I'm a mute..well kinda. I had my backpack with me the whole time which is lucky for me because I tend to forget it at home.

I opened my back pack and got out a device or should I call it a tablet but only for communication to people and the teachers. I walked to the doors which said "Office" on the front. I opened the door and entered in seeing two people which was the office attendants which were Zelda and Samus. I walked up to Zelda's desk and tapped on it lightly which caught her attention. "How may I--oh well aren't you cute? Oh sorry, how may I help you cutie?" I whipped put my tablet and typed on it and showed it to her.

Zelda looks at it and mumbles" I forgot my classrooms number can you help me with it? Oh by the way my name is Kirby, nice to meet you fair lady Zelda." and giggles a bit. "Nice to meet you too Kirby. Now let me see." She gets on her computer and starts typing. I stood there very awkwardly and quiet..which made me very uncomfortable..very.

"Ah, Kirby you are in room 12. As always? Hm that's odd. Well anyways have a great day!" Zelda said cheerfully. I bowed in gratitude and left the office. Well that was awkward..I shrugged and put away my tablet then walked towards my classroom.

I opened the door and walked in there where there were kids at my age. But there were chaos everywhere kids swordfighting with markers and balled up paper being thrown everywhere. "Kids settle down or no breakfast for you!" The teacher yelled but the kids are still doing their chaotic business. NO BREAKFAST??? I walked up to the chalkboard and grabbed a piece of white chalk and dragged it carelessly and made a really high pitched noise that the kids stopped doing what they were doing and sat down.

I looked at the teacher which was kinda shocked at what I did but nodded and came to the front of the classroom. I sat at the back where nobody is at and was alone.The teacher stood in front of the classroom and sighed a little."Now class you have to settle down a bit alright? But before we get started I am your proud teacher..Roy." He looks at us with a not-really-hopeful smile and he looks too young to be teacher. "Ahem now for roll call,"he gets out a clipboard and looks at it,"Ness?" "Here!" The boy replied, he was wearing a stripped shirt which was red and yellow, casual shoes and a hat was also talking to his friend--or perhaps his brother who knows?

"Mhmm..ok. Er..Lucas?" "H-here." The boy who was next to Ness was wearing the same thing as Ness but different colour shirt and shoes and also a different hair style..which also no hat but tyen again not bros. "Got you..er Popo and Nana? Why is their names together?" He mumbles at his last sentence." Here!!" They both said in the same time. Popo and Nana were both wearing jackets , which is odd for me but hey people have habits or was it something? Anyways they were both wearing pants also which were blue--oh did I mention that their jackets were in different colours? Popo has blue and Nana has pink..and they were wearing regular shoes..like everyone else.

"Mm..ok. Toon Link?" I looked at the boy who was wearing a green jacket and white pants..also brown shoes. He raised his hand. "Hm.. you are a mute huh?" Toon Link nodded. "Alrighty then..Kirby?" I raised my hand and smiled. "Ah there you are." Roy mumbled and checked everyone in.

"Now then we are going to do a assignment,"The class groaned except me. "Ah you guys didn't let me finish. We are going outside!" Everybody cheered and got up. I got up and carried my backpack with me I followed my class behind.

Few Minutes Later..

"Ok class we are going to--" "Hey Roy you finally got the job eh?" Roy turned around greeted by a guy wearing a princess tiara he walked up to us with a smile on his and his class behind him. "Quiet Marth! There's no other jobs than this." Roy whispered harshly at him. "Mm..yeah right." Marth retorted. "Do you want me to mess up your perfect hair?" Marth gasped in shock. "You wouldn't! It takes a long time you know." "Yeah sure." Roy just rolled his eyes.

"Anyways,"Marth glared a little at him."This is my class they are better than yours and smarter also not obnoxious as yours." Marth smirked at Roy with pride. "Yeah whatever. But I can bet they can beat your class on this assignment. " Roy said making Marth take the challenge. "When will they stop bickering?" Popo whispered at us. "I don't know but they are bickering like old married couple that's for sure." Ness replied.

"Yeah..I wonder how old they are." Nana wondered. "Doesn't matter but look at the other students..they are older than us by 2 years..well except for Kirby. His age is unknown." Popo added. "Poyo.." I whispered. It's true my age is unkown but I might be a couple thousand years old even though I'm still a child and still in the same class but different teacher. Last month Mewtwo was our teacher, he understood what was I thinking and need help on. He reads people's minds and that's really cool but at the same time he gets mentally scarred by people.

"Class!" Roy turned to us a with smirk on his face. "We are going to be cooking..whoever cooks the best in the class wins and proves that Marth is wrong about us once and for all!" Everybody in the class sighed. Oh boy..this teacher can be troublsome.

"Let's go to the cafeteria!" Roy shouted leading us there. I followed him while, again, behind my class but had a strange feeling of being watched and--excitement?? Oh the excitement is the cooking part. Ehehe.. Don't judge me I love food more than people and friends even though I don't have any friends.

People and teachers often call me the Happiest One because whenever I'm a little sad I bounce right back up and keep on going never loooking back. I looked around and see the mute kid, Toon Link, I walked up to him and tapped lightly on his shoulder. He turned around and smiled, I whipped out my tablet and typed 'You don't talk much don't you' and showed it to him. He looked at it and looked up to me then nods slowly and did a hand motion of 'so and so'.

I nodded understanding because I am too a kinda a mute but the real mute is Link..he's really cool guy but it's really rare of him to talk but if he talks he doesn't lie..sounds really foreshadowy huh?..Ok you are not interested..well ok then.