A search for a true friend.

              author's note

Ok never written anything before so here goes. Adult humor no clop period I will not shame my oc in such ways. And now a quick description of my O.C.but in the first person for this is his book.            I'm Frank Lopez a chronically depressed guy who smokes pot and watches my little pony  while always managing to laugh at my lot in life and its unique ability to always suck ass. Also I have that sense of humor that causes one to lose friends, but we'll get to that later. also one more thing I hear voices sometimes, they have there own personalities one calls herelf Maria Stevens she is nothing more than a psychotic pervert. The other one only refers to itself as Sanity which is by far the most finicky of us.(all of which are kind of feminine also to be addressed later)     

      So now let us begin with, well the beginning. It all started about two years ago.  Was startled to catch my best friend watching my little pony friendship is magic to the point of being a douche about it. He told me I'd like it if I gave it a try. Well it wasn't gonna happen. I told him so saying "fuck off I ain't watchin' that shit people already think i'm gay." But then I got high.     Later I was really high and my curiosity got the best of me pot+wifi=brony i laughed so hard but was ashamed of my newfound enjoyment that I proceeded to tease my friend about it saying all kinds of shit until one day I made the mistake of asking where he got his Rainbow Dash ringtone. I was busted Michel knew I had been watching the show. Otherwise how could I know that name was linked to 'ten seconds flat'? He asked me said question and I responded by lighting my blunt and walking away. He never did allow me to forget that.

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               One month ago

  "Hey man got my oregano?" I ask my guy. "Nah but I know where you can get some." Comes his reply as he makes a call to a 'mutual friend' of ours. "you got the ok so long as I  go with you" i'm told once the cell phone is closed. "and just where the fuck am I going" "you get to meet my connection"

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     When we got there the first thing I noticed was her tattoo, for 'twas that of Celestia's cutie mark on her upper thigh just barely  visible beneath her white miniskirt. "go on sneak a peak."urged Maria from inside my head and the perverted bitch wasn't talking about the tattoo "she will sit down eventually." hello I am pr.. Stella, please do come in I hope that you are comfortable inside my home" this struck me as odd. 'finally a hookup with some class!' Rang out Sanity even I had to say something about it

remarking on how polite and proper she was. She lead us to her living area then say in front of us. "let us get to business, you want to buy some of these magical herbs from me?"

"Uhhh... Yes ma'am"

"all right why do you want it?" She asked.

"well I kinda wanna get high ya know."

in a Stearn tone she stated "no I want the real reason you want it and speak properly this time."

At this point I told her everything from being unable to talk to girls as anything more than a friend to being suicidally depressed and my newfound love of mlp. By the end of my story she could do nothing more than hand me the weed as a single tear rolled down her cheek. "Don't cry it could always be worse I'll tell you what let's smoke this and if I still think that it is a good idea I shall tell you the best joke I have ever created" I said softly  as I pulled out my favorite bowl and handed her the twenty I owed her then doubled it  for her kindness as to listening to all of my problems . It was a glass piece about four inches long with a marble in the carburation chamber that whirled around the bowlwhen I took a hit. She smiled "agreed." So about an hour later we where stoned and sitting side by side joking around when I  remembered my joke  so I ask her "what is the difference between a unicorn and a peanut butter sandwich?" "Well i'm not quite.sure what you mean so I would just guess that you can't eat a unicorn?" She says. So I tell her "its that I wouldn't fuck the sandwich."