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Gowon: My girlfriend is just so soft. She is literally an angel sent from the garden of Eden.

Olivia (playing a game): Die, Die! Let the blood run through my hands! HAHAHAAH (slashes enemies' head and body)

Gowon: So soft.

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Yeojin, trying to take something from a shelve: I can't reach.

Haseul: Hah, step aside, lentil bean, I will help you.

Yeojin: ...

Yeojin: You can't reach it either huh.

Haseul: ...

Haseul: YVES!!!

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Jinsoul: First person to reply is a dumbasd

Jinsoul: dumbass*

Jinsoul: Wait.

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Kim Lip: Vivi in what language do you think in, Korean or Chinese or Cantonese?

Yves: She doesn't think. She's an Android.

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Olivia: One day, I will destroy the world, I will kill all the people and eat their flesh!

Chuu: *splashes water on Olivia*

Chuu: Bad Olivia.

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Haseul, teaching Hyunjin how to drive

Haseul: Ok so let's pretend. You were driving and suddenly you saw Heejin and a cat in the middle of the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Hyunjin: Definitely Heejin. I could never hurt a kitty.

Haseul: ...

Haseul: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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