12. Red Velvet

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Seulgi: have y'all ever wondered that our world is in a tiny jar, placed neatly on the shelf of a alien, as a science project he got a C on?

Wendy: are you ok

Seulgi: how could I be? We're just a C

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Joy: what rhymes with orange?

Wendy: no it doesn't

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[Yeri is kidnapped]

Kidnapper: I have the child! Try anything and she gets it!

Irene [yelling]: Don't kill him!

Kidnapper: I won't do anything as long I get what I want

Irene: No I wasn't talking to you! Do not kill him, Yeri!

Kidnapper: wha-

Yeri: >:^D

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Joy: you can't get mad at me

Irene: what did you do

Joy: well you told me to pick up some milk

Irene: yeah I did

Joy: and you gave money

Irene: that's right

Joy [entering with a white fluffy dog]: WELL SOMEONE WAS GIVING AWAY A DOG AND ITS NAME IS MILK WHAT A COINCIDENCE---

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Wendy: I feel sad

Seulgi: I have emotional jumper cables! Just attach it like so...

Wendy: this is just a hug

Seulgi: is it working

Wendy: yea

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Joy [with a box]: we're going to put things we love in this box and keep track of as we clean.

Irene: can i put Seulgi in the box

Joy: no

Wendy: can I put Seulgi in the box

Joy: no

Yeri: can i-

Joy: No one is putting Seulgi in the box!

Seulgi [already sitting in the box] : :3

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