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Yves: isn't it time for you to go to bed

Yeojin: isn't it the time for you to die

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Doctor: here's your x-ray photo

Joy: ew I look ugly in this one. Delete it and take another

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Jihyo: and now, we're going to compliment the person on our right

Tzuyu: [looking at Nayeon fondly] nothing brightens up a room like your absence

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Jisoo: Now, what did I said about lying?

Lisa: it only works on rose....

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[Loona at Disneyland on the spinning cup ride]

Haseul, Heejin, Yves, Vivi: [spinning calmly while talking]

Olivia, Kim lip, Hyunjin, Gowon: [spinning a little fast while having a heated argument]

Chuu, Yeojin, Choerry, Jinsoul: [flying past them, screaming while laughing their ass off, spinning the cup as fast as they can]

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Seulgi, still awake at 3am: if you work on a farm, and you take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender

Irene, eyes wide open while staring at the ceiling: Seulgi, I love you. But if you don't shut that beautiful lips of yours, I'm gonna burn all of your drawings of Beyonce and Billie Eilish.

Seulgi, startled: G-goodnight babe

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[Twice in living room]

Dahyun: I think I might be in love with Sana

Jihyo: Congratulations, you're the last one to know

Chaeyoung: can y'all just fuck and get over it already

Jeongyeon: OK LISTEN UP EVERYBODY, TIME TO LEAVE THE DORM FOR A COUPLE HOURS FOR THE NEW COUPLE

Sana: [coming out from her room] Who's the new couple?

Everyone except Dahyun and Sana leaving the dorm: HAVE FUN YOU TWO

Sana: w-what-

Nayeon: Oh by the way dahyun, there's a veryyyyyy special present in the cabinet behind the Bibles for you and Sana. aND IF YOU WANT SOME LUBE GO TO MINA'S DESK TO GRAB SOME SHE WON'T MIND

Dahyun: what the flippity floppity fucking fuck.

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Jisoo: wear a jumper, it's cold outside

Jennie: if I wear short pants, it will be hot

Jisoo: your clothes does not decide the  weather

Jennie: we'll see

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