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Choerry: Fist me

Yves: I-- what the fuck.

Choerry: [Holds out fist for a fist bump]

Yves: Right. That's exactly--haha yes--god jesus fucking chris

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Heejin: You have to light up a salt candle at exactly 3:00 am and maybe the spirit will leave peacefully.

Haseul: [Banging two pans together] GET OUT OF THIS HOUSEHOLD YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER

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Kim Lip: [struggling to open a can of food]

Kim Lip: this can opener is broken.

Jinsoul: so it's a can't opener?

Kim Lip: I can't believe I married you.

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Yves: [found a pen lying on the floor] cool I guess this is mine now

Chuu: [lies on the floor] you can have me too

Yves:

Pen:

Floor:

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Chuu: (/*>V<)/

Gowon: (ó^ò)*

Olivia:\( ' ^ ' )/

Yves: how the fuck are you all doing that

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Hyunjin: Hey Yeojin, can you sign this?

Yeojin: okay, but what is this-

Hyunjin: wait don't read it just sign here

Yeojin: this says 'restraining order for Lim Yeojin'...

Hyunjin: just sign it you loser

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Heejin: [trying to summon Olivia out of her room with a Nintendo switch, an Xbox, and a pc] with the power of these items, I demand you to appear, son hyejoo.

Olivia [appearing in the circle]: it's olivia hye

Olivia: [grabs the switch and disappear]

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