14. BlackPink

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Rose: can we please just stay in your room

Jennie: ok but why?

Lisa: jisoo unnie played with an Ouija board and cursed our room

Rose: She doesn't know how to banish spirits so she just threw salt at them and said "does this look like a fucking hotel to you"

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Lisa: what does a bread said to someone it loves?

Jisoo: what

Lisa: I loaf you

Jisoo [blushing]: I-I loaf you too

Rose [eating bread]: what the fcuk

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Lisa [stroking Jennie's head]: you're so small and adorable

Jennie [half asleep]: I could murder you right now

Lisa [sighs lovingly]: I know.

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Lisa: unnie what if ducks throw bread at you

Jisoo: I would have to duck

Lisoo: [intense giggling]

Jennie: idiots

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Rose: unnieeeee I'm hungry

Jennie: you are? I will make something for you

Lisa: yo we hungry too

Jennie: there's trash can outside there go help yourselves

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[Jenlisa fighting]

Jennie: just take what's yours and leave!

Lisa: fine!

Lisa: [picks up Jennie and walks away]

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