8. Twice

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Jihyo: what do you guys call the colour of mixed black and white

Nayeon: isn't it gray

Jihyo: it's gray

Mina: yep, it's gray

Jihyo: ok now Chaeng, tell them what you call it

Chaeyoung: [looking down] dirty white

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Dahyun: so basically, pollen is sperm

Sana: I'm allergic to pollen, is that why I'm a lesbian?

Dahyun: Sana no-

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Murderer: [over the phone] I can see you

Nayeon:

Murderer:

Nayeon:

Murderer:

Nayeon: do I look good

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Mina: gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab someone's eyes, I can make a sweater

Nayeon: wait what's the middle one

Mina: I can make a hat

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Mina: [knitting a sweater]

Momo: wow that's amazing! You have such talented hands! What more can you do with these?

Mina: [stops knitting] what more can I do with these?

Momo: [nods vigorously]

Mina: [stands up and drags Momo to her room] let me show you

Jihyo: EVERYONE GET YOUR EARMUFFS

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Nayeon: I'm my groups and my own biggest fan

Sana: really? Do you have a shirt with your own face on it?

Nayeon: even better. [Gestures at her face] I have a face with my face on it

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