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Divergent! :)

Teacher: I'm afraid you failed your science te-

Me: the Test. Didn't work on me.

Teacher:

Me: they call it Divergent.

Teacher:

Me: I'M DIVERGENT AND I CAN'T BE CONTROLLED! *jumps out window*

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I will confiscate Tobias Eaton from Veronica Roth and be like:

"You can have him back if you promise not to kill him."

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Tris: Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing

Tobias: well, I'd only go if there was cake

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Katniss: "but I'm not pretty."

Peeta: "no, you're beautiful and my nightmares are usually about losing you."

Clary: "but I'm not pretty."

Jace: "no, you're beautiful and as long as I can still dream, I will dream of you."

Tris: "but I'm not pretty."

Tobias: "no, you're not and I would only go to your funeral if there was cake."

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Divergent Movie

Tris: what's your tattoo?

Four: you wanna see it?

Entire audience: YES

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MATHS CLASS

Teacher: where should we put 4?

Me: in my room

Classmates:

Principal:

Parents:

World:

Divergent Fandom: *standing ovation*

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When you introduce your friends to a book series while your still reading it and they finish before you

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Research has proven that if you're scared of spiders, you are mostly likely to find one in your bedroom.

Me: I'M SCARED OF TOBIAS EATON!!!

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Person: what's your personality like?

Me: divergent

Person: what school do you go to?

Me: Hogwarts

Person: right...what's your blood type?

Me: half blood

Person: favourite plant?

Me: katniss

Person: ...

Person: we need to get you tested, okay?

Me: okay.

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Person: I don't think books can hurt somebody emotionally.

J.K. Rowling: oh,

John Green: is

Suzanne Collins: that