Harry: why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle?
Teacher: what other animal would you want it to be?
Harry: oh I don't know, maybe, a raven?
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I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.
Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry's education.
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Harry: we've got one thing Voldemort doesn't have
Hermione: yeah?
Harry: noses
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One thing we all still don't know after seven books and eight movies:
WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?!
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Harry: enough with the sirius jokes, PLEASE
Ron: wow...he seems sirius about this...
Hermione: siriusly?
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Twilight fans: Twilight is so much better than Harry Potter!
Harry Potter fans: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!
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Dumbledore:
I'm sorry about your parents, Harry. But no spell can reawaken the dead. I'm sure you know that.
Except for the time turner.
We'll use that to save Buckbeak.
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Ron: Harry, you need to help me! I think Hermione has been friendzoning me...what if this goes on any longer?
Harry: -
Snape: STOP WHINING! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FRIENDZONES!
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To those people who wonder why girls go to the bathroom together:
Hermione got attacked by a troll
Ginny got abducted
Myrtle died
and Katie got cursed.
DO NOT GO TO THE BATHROOM ALONE!
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We're watching The Chamber of Secrets, and my little sister says,"I know why Voldemort is bald now. It's so people can't use his hair for polyjuice potion."
You
Are
A
Genius!
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Sirius: Voldemort is after something...something he didn't have last time.
Harry:...a nose?
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Facebook
Voldemort and Tom Riddle are now friends.
Harry Potter: wait, what?
Voldemort: I need to send FarmVille gifts to myself.
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Harry: I know what your are. You're impossibly fast, and strong...your skin is pale white and ice cold...
Cedric/Edward: Say it! Out loud. Say it.
Harry: polar bear.
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Gandalf: here are your missions, boys...
Frodo, destroy the ring.
Harry, destroy the Horcruxes.
Luke, bring balance to the Force.
And Edward...
Just please stop sparkling.
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I think in the next Twilight movie, Voldemort should show up and kill Edward.
It would be a great plot twist.
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