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The Hunger Games

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

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Every time a tribute dies in the arena, the other tributes be like:

I got one less problem without you!

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Roses are white,

Nightlock is blue,

It's called Catching Fire,

NOT Hunger Games 2!

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Me, having just woken up: I would rather fight in the Hunger Games than go to school today.

Me: *rethinks*

Me: WAIT

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Person: OMG, that Hunger Games movie was like OMG!

Me: -.-

Person: I'm totally the number one fan! Jennifer Lawrence is like, such a good Katnip Evergreen!

Me: *punches their face*

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Peeta:

The Hunger Games? They're the yeast of my problems!

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Katniss to Peeta: one more bread joke and you're toast

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Charles Darwin:

I talked about survival of the fittest BEFORE The Hunger Games.

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During THG movie production:

Director: camera dude, we need to make this scene look realistic, ok?

Camera dude: Hmm... *severely shakes camera*

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Gale:

You think being friend zoned is bad?

TRY COUSIN ZONED!

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When Katniss and Peeta go hunting:

Katniss: Peeta, shh!

Peeta: *manages to make every noise possible*

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I still wonder what happened to the rest of the world in The Hunger Games

Do they still have meetings and stuff?

France: anyone heard from America lately?

Mexico: same old, same old. They're still sending kids out to fight to the death in a reality show.

UK: shouldn't we do something about that?

China: just leave them, at least they're not annoying us.

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Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived

Katniss: The Girl On Fire

Bella: The Girl Who Did Nothing

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Effie: I don't always get worked up about wood, but when I do,

It's Mahogany!

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If the Tobias and Katniss met:

Tobias: I'm four.

Katniss: are you sure? You look older.

Tobias: no, I mean that's my name.

Katniss: so your parents named you after a number?

Tobias: it's complicated, ok!

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Twilight Fans: Twilight is so much more relatable than The Hunger Games!

Me: oh yeah, I remember that time when I was stalked by a vampire.

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What The Hunger Games movie forgot to do:

- make Katniss's hair black

- make Gale's hair black

- make Peeta's leg look gross

- make people look hungry

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Nora: my boyfriend is a fallen angel.

Clary: my boyfriend is a shadowhunter.

Bella: my boyfriend is a vampire.

Tris: my boyfriend is audacious.

Katniss: Oh please, my boyfriend is a baker.

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Person to Katniss: so, who's he?

Katniss: oh, he's just my friend Gale.

Gale:

Gale: yeah...we're just friends. *bursts into tears*

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Gale: I don't understand.

Peeta: ?

Gale: I'm better looking than you, better at hunting than you, better at everything than you...but she chooses you!

Peeta: it's called strategy *hair flip*

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