Simply M O O D

BITCH me too (CSR/OFF Characters but tumblr quotes)

Hey, credit to SammyCrystalHeart who was doing this before me. Inspiration!

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Zacharie : Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

Bad Batter : Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to “go feral” and “live in the woods” and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day … . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job….,

Zacharie : Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I’m gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die

The Batter : Stop appropriating what

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The Batter : are you there god? it’s me, your disappointment

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Bad Batter : yes i play the mined crafte. yes i eat bedrock.

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Zacharie : still hoping that i'll win that danimals sweepstakes to hang out with Zack and Cody

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Ghost Batter : WHEN THE SKY GETS ALL PINK AND VIOLET AND SOFT AND SWEET DURING SUMMER EVENINGS RB IF YOU AGREE

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Ghost Batter : in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

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Zacharie : im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

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Ghost Batter : Subscribe to my premium snapchat to watch me get fucked by my anxiety

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Zacharie : Yo, why are your eyes so red? You been high as fuckkk huh?

Ghost Batter : *mocking Zacharie* You been high as fuck huh? *normal voice* Nah, bitch. I been cryin'.

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Zacharie : *dr doofenshmirtz voice* perry the platypus? what the fuck are you doing here?

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Bad Batter : This content has been removed for violating The Laws of God

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Zacharie : And now! To demonstrate how little phases The Batter!

Zacharie : FUCK HIM UP BOYS- * Tosses microphone at The Batter *

Ghost Batter : * Punches The Batter in the crotch, only to break his arm.*

Bad Batter : * Hits The Batter woth a metal chair, but the metal chair only bends and he begins to screech *

Zacharie : Do you see what I mean? He took it in he nuts and now Ghost is dying.

The Batter : Good grief.

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The Batter : do you ever Want
The Batter : like
The Batter : you don't know what
The Batter : but you just Want

Zacharie : i do, often
Zacharie : is it comfort? do i want comfort? maybe food, perhaps sex? companionship? minecraft? i don't get to know

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Ghost Batter : ur only gonna catch feel n get hurt

Zacharie : But he's
Zacharie : So funny

Ghost Batter : ok so are clowns
Ghost Batter : do u see me texting chuck e cheese everyday?

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Ghost Batter : sugar is so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

Ghost : * holding up Pablo * stinky

Sucre : no!! don’t be mean!!! :-(

Ghost : *swaying him back and forth in the air * stinky bastard man

Sucre : No!!!!!!!!

The Batter : * not looking up from reading Hugo's diary * naughty boy. brat cat.

Sucre, distraught : NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ghost Batter : the pilot of welcome to night vale fills me with such a rush of emotions- nostalgia for who i was when i first listened to the first year of episodes, 18 and confused about my sexuality but for some reason deeply deeply needing to see cecil’s feelings for carlos requited, tucked away in the corner of a vacation cabin with my shitty little mp3 player and earbuds so i wouldn’t have to talk to my family who absolutely didn’t approve of cecil and carlos or maybe of me- the reassurance that night vale has provided me over the years, when waves of existential dread or future-related anxiety threatened to crush me and cecil’s calm voice and comforting nihilism carried me through- deep aching love for the entire series that I know lies ahead-

Zacharie : please dude i'm trying to close