DORAEMON & SAILOR MOON: NON-STOP PILLS / SUNEO THE POOR CHILD

SUNEO THE POOR CHILD - CHAPTER 3

At the Honekawa household, Suneo is in the front yard, providing imported fish feed to family-owned koi fish.

"Come and get it, this is an imported feed! It's delicious!" he shouted, as then, dozens of koi fish scrambling for their food that is spread over the surface of the pond.

Outside, Giant peeked over before turning his body, lifting the mirror up so that Suneo could be seen in the mirror's reflection.

"Giant, hurry..." Nobita croaked as his arms quivered, his back trembling for handling Giant's body weight.

Slowly, Giant's hand went through the mirror, before appearing right at the top of Suneo's head.

Ready... Steady...

Ah, he missed, as Suneo leaned down, receiving a sweet, thank you kiss from the fishes.

"Awww... you guys are so cute..." he tweeted.

Without realizing it, Giant's face appeared right on Suneo's left side. Giant then inserted his arm into the mirror before finally punching Suneo until he laid down on the ground and fainted.

At that moment, Giant finally plucked a hair from Suneo's head.

***

Giant slides in the strand of Suneo's hair inside the Questionputer.

"Inside one strand of hair, stored everything that Suneo thought in his mind," Doraemon explained as he pushed a few buttons before an image of Suneo appeared on the screen.

"With this device, we can ask Suneo without disturbing or embarrassing him in the process," Doraemon added.

"Alright then. Can I ask?" Diana meowed.

"Sure," Doraemon nodded.

"Suneo, is there anything you want for your birthday?" Diana asked.

Suneo on the computer answered, "Huh? My birthday? Of course it's going to be a large yacht! Not only my large yacht that needs to be made in Italy, but it also needs its own, special crew!"

Giant was confused by the statement. "Crew? What does he mean by that?" he asked.

"Technically a ship crew men, or harshly speaking, servants," Doraemon explained.

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I imagining something like this..." Hotaru said, awkwardness marred her face.

Everyone looked at her. "Huh?"

***

On the high seas, a large yacht is navigating the vast ocean.

"Hey Nobita! That area is not clean enough! I thought I told you not to stop scrubbing until everything's sparkling!" Suneo shrieked before sipping his mocktail.

"Yes, Captain!" Nobita replied as he sullenly scrubbed the floor of the yacht again.

"Giant! The direction of the screen is wrong! Redirect it!" Suneo shrieked at Giant who is standing near the screenpole.

"Yes, yes, Captain! Uuuugh... Aaaaargh!" Giant pushed the screen pole, but he's not careful enough when doing so, thus he slipped and fall into the ocean.

"Ahh... this is life... And the sun is shining beautifully today," Suneo moaned in glee, sitting beside Shizuka, Hotaru and Chibiusa, who laid down on the beach towel-covered floor with their swimsuits on, basking in the bright sunlight.

"Agreed, Captain. Agreed," Hotaru muttered as she wearing her sunglasses before opening her eyes.

***

"Like that," Hotaru finished her explanation.

"Suneo you asshat! Get outta there now!!" Giant shouted as he climbed the Questionputer angrily.

"Giant! This is a computer! Feelings don't account!" Doraemon freaked out.

"Giant! Stop it!" Nobita said as he latched himself onto Giant.

"Get outta there now!!" Giant roared before biting into the computer.

"So what are we going to do now?" Shizuka asked the girls.

"Perhaps there is nothing we can do except gave him what we can craft," Chibiusa replied.

"Oh, well. Looks like we have no choice..." Hotaru nodded sullenly.

The girls sighed, as they watch Doraemon and Nobita tried to untangle Giant from the Questionputer.