When I get home I do the usual:
Nothing.
I dont have homework since its the first day and my mom isnt home yet and Ellis, my older brother just started college this year so he wont be home for a while.
I just lay on my bed and stare at the ceiling.
Staring at the wall lets me just think, not something I get to do very often.
Its actually pretty peaceful and I end up falling asleep shortly after.
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I wake up to two people screaming in my living room.
Confused, I get out of my bed and go downstairs, only to find Ad and Dex. Oh, its just these idiots.
"What the fuck are you two screaming about now." I ask, not amused.
"Dex stole my fucking poptart that I was eating and shoved it into his mouth!!" Ad said yelling.
"So why does let you scream in my house."
"Uhm I was hungry duh. What the fuck else?"
"This is my house and you guys just think you can come in here whenever you want huh?"
"Yeah biotch what you gonna do about it." Ad says
"Mess you up ya little whore!" We like to mess around like this all the time.
"LOOK I JUST WANTED MY POPTART."
"WELL THEN GET ANOTHER ONE."
"I WILL."
"GOOD."
Dex is just sitting on my couch playing on his phone, like always.
"Whaddup my brotha from another mothaaa." I say to Dex as I sit down next to him and pat his hair.
He hates it, thats why I do it.
"Nothing much my sista from another mistaaa."
"Well you bored the shit out of me already."
"Good, I dont like entertaining you."
"And whys that?"
"You are too much work."
"I would rather be too much work then not enough."
"Woah. Woah. Woah. Dont go all deep on us now Maze. We need you."
"Psshhh. Deep? I am the farthest thing from it."
"True that."
Ad walks in with a new poptart right in her hand, half eaten.
"Im glad you finally got your poptart you slut."
"Thanks hoe."
"Anytime faggot."
I kind of want a poptart now.
"Im getting a poptart."
"See! Im not the only one!" Ad says as I walk in the kitchen to get a poptart.
Cinnamon or s'mores?
Cinnamon.
Gosh they are so good.
"Holy shit guys look." Dex says.
He holds up his phone for us to look at. Its just a picture of two girls that I have never seen before.
"Who are they?" I ask
"Apparently they are feternal twins that go to our school. I have never seen them before and they are fucking hot."
