Written mainly by Cate (fluff!)
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At the end of the day, school was over.
Obviously.
Oh yeah! I forgot you existed for a bit, Ben!
Hm.
"Hey, [Y/N]!" I felt a pair of hands cover my eyes, "Guess who?"
Chris-
I KNOW I'M NOT DUMB. SHUT DOWN.
"Well, the person sounds super hyper and kind," I grinned, "So, Christine?"
"Correct!" the giddy girl said in a gameshow host voice, "We have to go to play rehearsal! Especially since we got a lead part!"
"Yeah, because getting casted as a lamppost is a lead role," I rolled my eyes.
"Hey, practice makes perfect," Christine teased, "Anyway, let's go! We gotta hurry up!"
~~~~~~Time-Skip :o~~~~~
"Hey, is this seat taken?" Christine and I were at play rehearsal and waiting for Jake to show up. Brooke and Chloe were saying something about Jake getting bored of Christine, but I shrugged it off.
"I-uh-" Christine sighed then giggled, "I dunno."
"Then," the guys voice turned into a more robotic tone. I immediately recognized the voice to be the one and only Jeremy Heere, "How about I sit here until whoever shows up?"
His SQUIP is on.
No duh.
"Uh, okay," I glanced at Jeremy before returning to the wonderful world of internet memes.
"Let's begin, people! People, let's begin!" I turned around to see a Mr. Reyes walking over to us while saying some other random stuff. All I picked up was the word 'Georgia'.
"Now, fair Hippolyta," Jenna Roland practically shouted some more random stuff I couldn't hear, "Bring me Patient 0."
"Cough." Chloe said. That's it. (okay, I'm not sure if Chloe actually said that but who cares)
~~~~~~~ANOTHER TIMESKIP B/C I'M TOO LAZY~~~~~~~~~~
After Jeremy recited all of his lines (SQUIP), Christine complimented him while I rolled my eyes.
"You're really into this!" Christine giggled.
"Why else would I be here?" Jeremy attempted to have a cute grin, but failed miserably.
I guess some people are far too deep to fix.
Rude.
"Yeah," the girl trailed off, "Bright." (I think that's what she said)
"So Jere-" I started.
"Can I ask you something?" Christine rushed.
"You can ask me anything!" replied Jeremy.
I started to hear some music playing. I looked around me, trying to find the source. I heard a giggle come from behind me.
Don't tell me you're doing this...
Having a girl who knows too much is so much fun!
Ugh, just please stop the music.
Hey, might as well make use of your knowledge!
I started to hear the instrumental of "A Guy That I'd Kinda Be Into" play. Suddenly Christine started to say something in a sing songy voice.
"Say there's this person you pass in the hall everyday," Christine giggled, "You've known him since 7th grade."
"You're used to thinking about him in a certain way, from the persona that he'd display." I sang quietly to myself, grinning all the while. Ben Platt looked like he was conducting a concert.
"And then something changes, and he changes," I looked up at Jeremy and Christine. Nothing can ruin a perfectly good and wholesome couple. Except me.
I frowned. This is doesn't feel right. I have the power to change the course of history for this musical.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I grinned, Hey Ben, shut the fuck up. (good job if you get that reference.)
We're at the chorus, if you're wondering.
"From a guy that you'd never be into, into a guy that you'd kinda be into," Christine basically sang, "From a guy that I'd never be into, into a guy that I'd kinda be into. Is he worth it, Jeremy? Is he?"
Is she talking about me? I joked.
Of course she is. I've been activating your pheromones. Keep it up! Ben gave me a little thumbs up, grinning.
~~~~~~~Time Skip #3~~~~~~~~~
"Yeah, that guy that I'd kinda be into, is~" Christine paused before smiling, "Jake!"
I tried to hide my laughter when Jeremy grew a depressed (like kill yourself depressed) face. Ben was lucky he was inside my head. He's cracking up.
It's just so funny that you knew this would happen!
Yeah, yeah. SO funny.
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Okay, here's a really short and bad chapter. I had a sudden burst of productivity, so here we are.
Really bad, so I might come back and edit.
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Dear Heather Hamilton, BMC **DISCONTINUED**
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