Snape: Headmaster, I'm afraid the Dark Lord has returned.
Albus: Are you serious?
Snape: No, I'm Severus.
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Snape: Headmaster, I'm afraid the Dark Lord has returned.
Albus: Are you serious?
Snape: No, I'm Severus.