Recruiting Florida Man

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You are Jah. You are a ghost. Everybody gangsta until you do something. You want to raid Area 51, but you only have Gekyume to do it with. You must find the finest of men to raid area 51 with to come out successful and find an Alien to take home.

You didn't even have to look that hard for Florida Man. You just had to google Florida Man and look for the most recent headline. 

You find Florida Man at his home playing Fortnite.

"Turn that shit off lets play some fucking minecraft" you said

"On Jah?" he said

"On Jah"

So you both played Minecraft survival and one hour into the gameplay you decided to tell him about  your idea.

"Yo. Florida Man. I got this wild ass idea. What if we go raid Area 51"

"I was already going to do that but it would be good going as a group. I have some crackhead friends that are going there as well."

"Aight cool. Just don't invite Alabama man cause then we finna confuse him with the aliens. His face is so fucked up from all that incest."

"Hell no he ugly ass hell.  I don't fuck with  him."

You and Florida Man went back to your house and decided who you would have to recruit next

"Hey man what about Karl Marx" you suggested to him

"That commie piece of shit? Yeah, why not."

And off you went, looking for Karl Marx.

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