THINKING AGAIN BEFORE THE MOVE

CHAPTER TWO

You slowpokes by the time moved on to the next chapter my first week there was already over. And after seeing my hard work they decided to include me into their team.

Narrator: dude how naïve are you? They included into their team was because you made a copy of the BRUH SOUND #3 in your phone. And they clearly told you they only including you because you have the BRUH SOUND #3.

Oh yea? I already gave them the audio book when I first came here...

Narrator: I'm pretty sure they have mentioned this to you a thousand time!! There can only be one copy of this!!! And your phone has the only recording and your stupid brain has forgotten where you kept the damn phone.

Say whatever you want to. You are just jealous of my success. Here I am working a full-time job for a federal agency. So, as I was saying I'm working here and helping them achieve world peace, now when I say it sounds like a story from an amazing movie. We're this close to achieving the dream of billions of white teenage girls (no not a date with Justin Bieber) .... the world peace. The only problem is that my phone is switched off and I can't find but don't forget I'm working in a room full of "the computer guys". All they gotta do is use their magical power gifted to them by a wizard when they turned 7 and retrieve the data from my phone using some witchcraft.

But things aren't that simple like always, by the time they prepared their lizard tail-shark fin-human nail- soup my data was already stolen by someone named "Alien'

Narrator: I'm pretty sure that's "Neil A." and you're reading it wrong.

Oh, am I? Anyway, our Nerdivisor told me Neil A. works for the F.A.G.S. (Forces Against Global Security). They are the bad guys in this story. They don't want world peace? Man, you'd be crazy if you don't want peace, I mean who wouldn't want peace...?

Narrator: well war profiters, politicians, weapon manufactu-

Alright stop I get it. All we gotta do is get the sound back from them. Which is ez pz for nerds like us, right? Well this isn't that simple people working their considered all these nerds as chads as I'm told so. Just Imagine the quality they'd be...amazing. I'm drifting from my point. So short story shorter we have to release the sounds in 3 weeks but the final sound has been stolen by the evil guys who desire to use against us but but but we still have the remaining two!

Well that was fast. Now all we gotta do is retrieve back our two stolen files. Nothing to be worried about!

"Agent Sphered our security have been compromised and "BRUH SOUND #2" has been taken by someone named "AlieN" again" shouted the same fat sweaty guy running towards the Nerdivisor. This time it wasn't hilarious but it surely was funny.

Alright then I'm not comment anything now, looks like things are not working for me. At least nothing can get worse than this.

Narrator: Spoiler alert things will get worse

"Agent Sphered our control room just caught fire" shouted the same fat sweaty guy running towards the Nerdivisor. This time it wasn't hilarious or funny. This place is just going crazy by this time. It turns out that some guy was watching Breaking Bad and tried copying the bald old science professor. These nerds don't even know what meth is...

After putting out the fire we had a small meeting in which I was the chief guest

Narrator: "Chief guest" the only reason you were there was because they were short staffed as half of their staff burned to death cause apparently someone was sitting on the fire extinguisher the whole time!! And just as they promoted you into their team things started going down for them. Which puts you as the prime suspect.