THINKING AGAIN BEFORE THE MOVE

CHAPTER THREE

36 hours before the mission

We discussed and finalized the plan once again. The plan was simple to execute, Bob would stall Neil using his charm to gain us some extra minutes. Joe and I would break into his house, get on his laptop and take our files and leave without any alarms, meanwhile, Alois would be waiting for us in the car. Signalling Bob, we'll hit the road to our HQ

20 hours before the mission

I made the biggest mistake in my life and asked Bob about his past and dude his story gets darker every time he adds another sentence. This dude is brutally savage. He was raised by cows on the country side because his father forgot him while he was milking the cows when he was 4. Later he was discovered by a group of hippie travellers who used to beat him every time he tried to breath; this guy held his breath for 11 hours one time! After running away to Japan at the age of 14 he taught himself to read and write. By 22 he got married to a 2-D anime girl and also published his first coding book for beginners. Now he's 32 living with his wife and working for the B.O.I.S.

15 hours before the mission

I ordered a burrito

14 hours and 24 minutes before the mission

My burrito was delivered

14 hours and 20 minutes before the mission

I finished my burrito

6 hours before the mission

We reached Neil's address- 122B, Afrojack Lane.

2 hours before the mission

We get a call from Nerdivisor. We prepare for the action

40 mins before the mission

Bob takes is position, dressed like a drag queen.

0 mins before the mission

Neil comes out of his house. With. His. Laptop. Oh no we are screwed. Change in original plan, Bob will distract him while I bump into him and change is laptop bag with the same identical bag of mine which I'll give to Joe who'll take it to the HQ with Alios.

Things worked according to the plan and surprisingly Bob did a pretty great job. He used to work in a freak circus in Japan which he told me later. On reaching the HQ we found out the parcel wasn't delivered here and Alios worked as a double agent, taking Joe as hostage. Luckily, they were intercepted by the police because he jumped a few lights

Narrator: Also, he nearly killed a mother and her baby while she was crossing the road, crashing into a roadside water hydrant injuring 3 shopkeepers and 1 dog. How come you didn't mention this?

Luckily we got the laptop from which we extracted all our files and we got lucky because today he was going to hand over the sound to Mr.Hobber Homis, Gaistein's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-but-not-so-great-great-grandson.

All is going well we have the great recordings of Adam. At last the curse set upon the Earth by the devils would be lifted and we'll march into a peaceful world holding each other's hands, singing songs like the world is a huge hippie commune. Newspapers won't be anything more than a blotted blank paper, guns nothing but display and armies consisting of gardeners. A place where crime is a myth and love the key in teaching. Children will grow up under open sky in a rose garden. Boundaries between men-women, countries and society blurred out from existence. Where Man is God and God is Man. A place of free-will and poetry. It'll all come true in 1 week.