Okay, so I'll tell you my story.
Yesterday, I recieved a text from my cousin, saying: "We totally need to hang out! Omigod we haven't seen each other in forever!!" Of course, judging by her overly enthusiastic tone, I didn't want to go, and I knew that it would all end up being a humongous mess, but I had no other choice. Being an anti-social doesn't have any perks.
And so I called her, and we made our plans. She would pick me up at six, watch a movie, and then head straight to her house.
If you want to know what happened, I'll tell you later. But trust me when I say, it wasn't pleasant. Not. At. All. So you've been warned.
My name is Jergoli and I like greasy french fries as much as I love pointless stories (For example, the one I'm currently writing, although I think you already noticed that) and reading when I go to the bathroom. I say this because, I have a rare disease, which eventually involves going to the bathroom several times a day. I do not have any hobbies, but I sure can make you laugh insanely. No one has ever proven me wrong on that matter, so try, and once again, I will win, and then you'll laugh because of your stupid stuborness.
Charming, am I not?
Okay, so back to the story. You see, I get distracted ever so easily! If someone asked me if people would continue reading my story, I couldn't answer. Truth is, I don't even know how to explain the events that I am about to tell you, and I don't have an answer.
I got distracted again, didn't I? Ugh! I cannot help it.
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When You Poop on the Wrong Toilet
RandomJergoli is a teenage girl with many problems. One of these, likes to be a living hell. She'd agree to this, and would only mumble, 'accurate'. Jergoli likes to behave with rude manners, and invests all of her rage on her cousin, even though the sto...