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Messages between Lizzie and Jade

Lizard:
Jade I gotta tell you something
Because you're my best friend and I feel like you should know

Jade:
What's up babes?

Lizard:
I'm pregnant

Jade:
No freaking way
This is a joke right?

Lizard:
I'm serious Jade

Jade:
Hold on
I'm dying
Give me a second

Lizard:
Are you dead?

Jade:
No but HOLY FUCK

Lizard:
I KNOW

Jade:
IM GONNA BE AN AUNT

Lizard:
IM GONNA BE A MOM

Jade:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS
THIS IS CRAZY

Lizard:
I KNOW

Jade:
Wait who's baby is it?

Lizard:
Chris Evans

Jade:
HOLY FUCK YES

Lizard:
I feel like you need to calm down

Jade:
I CANT
IM LITERALLY SCREAMING

Lizard:
I KNOW

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