Somewhere in the black hole balls, the universe is in turmoil. Hammy floated through the black void, doing absolutely fucking nothing. But hwait, there was a thing in the distance. My god, it was chances fat fucking nuts. A booming voice echoed through the empty black void, « YOUR PANTS CANT WAIT FOR MY PEE ». With this, chanceballs flew at Mach 32 fucking speed towards hammy. In hammys mind, « oh god oh fuck the balls are so scary of god og fuCK » she panicked and tried to swim in the void. She was too slow. « You're too slow » boomed the balls. The nuts exploded, thus causing a new Big Bang. Oh fuck, a star just got born. But wait plot twist, the new star has Peppermints face on it. « Oh fuck » and then he goes supernova. Hammy gets star blasted all the way to new earth. Hammy hits the ground and gets vored by the new earth.
To be continued...