Who?

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Deadpool waited till the guy came, while he waited he hid behind a trash bin waiting for the man to step into his trap.

At home with peter, it was time to go patrol the city. He quickly changed into his suit and shot a web to the next building as he head out he swung building to building and landed on a tall building. "Seems like tonight's quiet" peter had said while sitting on the roof's edge, he scanned the city to hear cries for help or sirens but it was quiet, too quiet.

The man wade had to kill came into the alley way "hello? Is anyone here? I got the money" wade suddenly came out behind the man and stabbed him in back as the man fell face towards the ground screaming and fell silent.

Peter was considering to skip tonight and go home and watch his cartoons when suddenly he heard the man scream and swung to the top of the roof on one of the building alley ways, he spotted someone wearing a red and black suit retreating his katana from the mans man swiping it clean on his leg and putting it back to place on his back.

Peter was shocked he had seen people before that have been killed in front of him, but this, this was just at the next level. "Stop right there, you are under arrest" Spider-Man stated to the man in the red and black suit (also known as wade or Deadpool) "H-HEY WHATS THE BIG DEAL!??" Wade shouted as he got webbed to the wall by spidey, spidey got down from the roof and walked to wade (which he was struggling to get out of the sticky webs) "what the fuck is this shit? Some type of sperm??" Wade said while looking at the red and blue costumed guy standing in front of him "What??? Sperm?? Those are webs dumbass" Spidey replied he pointed a finger to the man on the ground bleeding from his back "why did you kill this innocent man? Did he threaten you?? Or what??" Spidey said at he got his (quote on quote) work phone.

"Well no but on the other hand, with your sexy ass, feels like a threat to me," wade said as peter paused and under his mask blushed "S-Stop staring at my ass you pervert" peter paused and looked at wade as he scanned over his suit "and who are you anyways? Spider-Man wanna be?" Spidey said as he giggled looking at wade struggling to get his hands free.

"Who?" Wade said looking confused under his mask, "Spider-Man" peter repeated. "Never heard of him" wade replied as he gave up and leaned his head on the wall. "Really??" Peter said as he got a newspaper from the near by trash can. "This guy, that's me, saves the city, fights crime? And you never heard of me before???" Peter said pointing a finger at his own picture on the front of the newspaper. "Nope never" wade said as he got his attention back to the suited man.

"Bullshit" peter said, "the cops will be here any minute to take your perverted ass to jail" peter smiled noticeably under his mask. "To jail? Oh sweetums try me, they can't even kill me." Wade said as he smiled back. Peters eyes widened under his mask, "what do you mean they can't kill you?", "I have a healing factor so I can't be killed, I heal", wade said while successfully freeing a hand and got his other hand out. "Now baby boy I have to pick up my paycheck so if you excuse me-" wade lifted the body and made his way to the street sidewalk "W-Wait where are you-" peter followed wade but before he knew it, he was gone. "Shit" peter whispered.

The police soon came and peter described the man to the officers. "Deadpool" the chief mumbled under his breath. "Deadpool?" Peter asked as he crossed his arms in confusion. The chief explained he was the most wanted man for killing hundreds of people but they kept getting defeated by him. "Don't worry chief I'll find him and get him arrested." Peter said as he shot a web and headed his direction to his apartment.

720 words aye I'm proud, sorry if I do misspell words I don't read over my writing so jejdjdj next chapter will be soon so turn your notifications on Tibet notified when my next chapter is posted! Tysm for reading this chapter and until the next one bye ❤️

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